Azpinator 2,325 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 What's with the "Buy Me A Beer" thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 What's with the "Buy Me A Beer" thing?Jim is trying to fund his raging alcoholism.Donate money to fund the server costs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Also happens with drug dealersCustomer: You holding?Dealer: What you looking for?Customer: Got any coke?Dealer: How much you want?Customer: Depends, how much does an ounce cost?Dealer: $800, so it is a deal?Customer: You're shitting me right?Dealer: Why would I lie to a loyal customer?That's some cheap arse coke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 This happens to me on the phone when all my sentences become questions, so after like 20 seconds I realize I'm interrogating the shit out of my friend.Generic text. 'hay what you up to' 'not much, Wbu? 'not much''true''yeah'--end convo-- Azpinator 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naked Mole Rat 437 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 My text messages are a lot more interesting. Most of them contain words like 'sex', 'orgasm', and 'horny'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 solipsism?That's the one. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanicus 5,208 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 I hate eggs. Just thought I'd tell the worldPussy. I eat/drink eggs almost every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavy Crockett 190 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Capri my guy I hate it had to be him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidator 5,176 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 @Artinho did you just say you drink eggs? We Hate Scouse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,348 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Liquidator where's the donkey at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanicus 5,208 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 @Artinho did you just say you drink eggs?Yes. OneMoSalah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,954 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Yes. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanicus 5,208 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 LOLI could warn you for this, but I won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
termninja 5,290 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 I've actually drank a raw egg. Not the prettiest thing, I still prefer beer ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Anyone tried bourbon with honey?I'm having honey flavoured wild turkey and dry. Highly recommend it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 I could warn you for this, but I won't.What for?! I don't think he said anything offensive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanicus 5,208 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 What for?! I don't think he said anything offensive...LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 LOLAnd what's offensive about that?! You called him a pussy which is way more insulting than a simple "lol". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanicus 5,208 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 And what's offensive about that?! You called him a pussy which is way more insulting than a simple "lol".I was joking.You must be a fun person to be with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 I was joking.You must be a fun person to be with.And now you've been joking... really funny turn.Anyway, thanks for judging my personality by reading a few posts of mine... Kieran. and We Hate Scouse 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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