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[RoyalBlues 4,050]

:| YOU are dirtier than toilet seats!

Seriously, why in the world would that 'fact' be true?! In its core it assumes that all beards, and hence all people, have the same level of hygiene. Think about it...

Agree though. I think I wash my toilet seat more often than I wash my beard. So mine obviously my toilet seat more clean than my beard.

Oh wait..... f***ed!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Agree though. I think I wash my toilet seat more often than I wash my beard. So mine obviously my toilet seat more clean than my beard.

Oh wait..... f***ed!

That comparison can only be applicable if you have the same number of butts sitting on your face as the ones that sit on your toilet!

PS: I think we've derailed this thread more than enough so I'm moving this scientific discuss to the pub

[Stingray 9,441]

:| YOU are dirtier than toilet seats!

Seriously, why in the world would that 'fact' be true?! In its core it assumes that all beards, and hence all people, have the same level of hygiene. Think about it...

It was an internet hoax recently. [emoji85]

[CHOULO19 24,332]

It was an internet hoax recently. [emoji85]

LOL I'm not sure if people's willingness to believe everything they read from practically anyone on the internet is proof of lack of cynicism or decreasing IQs!

[Liquidator 5,176]

[emoji8] i meamt gingers like this

gingers have heavier periods

[iseah100 5,612]

:| YOU are dirtier than toilet seats!

Seriously, why in the world would that 'fact' be true?! [emoji38] In its core it assumes that all beards, and hence all people, have the same level of hygiene. Think about it...

[emoji13] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] don't get mad Choulo, that's just what i heard, rumors and all.

gingers have heavier periods

Even the guys?

Gingers are bad af. Emma Stone, Karen Gillan, Amy Adams. ahh.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

gingers have heavier periods

Rainbow kiss advantages

[Liquidator 5,176]

Rainbow kiss advantages

Ngl Sam, I don't know what to say to that. I just do not have a single comeback for something like that...

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

The Handjob Sketch ('The Britishes')

Published on May 18, 2015

Lord British decides it may be time to take his daily stimulation into his own hands.

BY : COLLEGEHUMOR

YOUTUBE CHANNEL : youtube.com/user/collegehumor/videos

[Spike 12,049]

Rainbow kiss advantages

This guy knows how to please a woman. And also men. Perhaps dogs too.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

@Special Juan,

Happy birthday, Mark. Hope you had a good one, mate

[Special Juan 27,429]

@Special Juan,

Happy birthday, Mark. Hope you had a good one, mate

Aww cheers mate [emoji481]

[Fulham Broadway 16,863]

The route from being a one-off, to a cast off, to jail for drug dealing is now well trodden.

Joel Kitamirike made an appearance for Chelsea aged 17 in a European match alongside Frank Lampard and John Terry, before being released. He ended up playing at Chelmsford City and, in 2008, was sentenced to 20 months for selling cocaine and heroin on the streets of Ipswich..

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

The route from being a one-off, to a cast off, to jail for drug dealing is now well trodden.

Joel Kitamirike made an appearance for Chelsea aged 17 in a European match alongside Frank Lampard and John Terry, before being released. He ended up playing at Chelmsford City and, in 2008, was sentenced to 20 months for selling cocaine and heroin on the streets of Ipswich..

Mourinho's fault for not playing youngsters

[Fulham Broadway 16,863]

Mourinho's fault for not playing youngsters

Lol played at Happel away aparrently.

Problem before was too much cash for a youngster, getting dropped, then feeling they need to maintain that lifestyle.

Cobham, to their credit, now teach the youngsters on managing the media, learning English, and managing all the money. The fact that theyre then shipped off to Doncaster is neither here nor there.

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

Lol played at Happel away aparrently.

Problem before was too much cash for a youngster, getting dropped, then feeling they need to maintain that lifestyle.

Cobham, to their credit, now teach the youngsters on managing the media, learning English, and managing all the money. The fact that theyre then shipped off to Doncaster is neither here nor there.

It's when half of the team wouldn't travel to Israel F.B. can only remember Petit refusing. Desailly, Gudjohnson possibly?. We were really shit that night here's the team.

Chelsea: Bosnich, Melchiot, Terry, Babayaro, Kitamarike, Stanic, Lampard, Jokanovic, Zenden, Zola, Hasselbaink. Subs: Dalla Bona, Forssell, Aleksidze, Keenan, Slatter, Baldwin, Evans

[Fulham Broadway 16,863]

It's when half of the team wouldn't travel to Israel F.B. can only remember Petit refusing. Desailly, Gudjohnson possibly?. We were really shit that night here's the team.

Chelsea: Bosnich, Melchiot, Terry, Babayaro, Kitamarike, Stanic, Lampard, Jokanovic, Zenden, Zola, Hasselbaink. Subs: Dalla Bona, Forssell, Aleksidze, Keenan, Slatter, Baldwin, Evans

Ah cheers iggy, remember it now. Israel having their usual pop at palestine probably.

I remember Kitamarike on FIFA as well

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

It's when half of the team wouldn't travel to Israel F.B. can only remember Petit refusing. Desailly, Gudjohnson possibly?. We were really shit that night here's the team.

Chelsea: Bosnich, Melchiot, Terry, Babayaro, Kitamarike, Stanic, Lampard, Jokanovic, Zenden, Zola, Hasselbaink. Subs: Dalla Bona, Forssell, Aleksidze, Keenan, Slatter, Baldwin, Evans

Kitamarike supplying Bosnich the whole time?