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Finally have internet so I'll be posting more. In other news here is some photos of my son

Talking of marriage and seeing as the thread is already de-railed - I got married at the weekend It was amazing - hired a marquee and had Dodgems and a carousel along with a double decker bus convert

Just got thrown out of my local swimming pool (luckily theres more than one). Anyway in the foyer coming out, there was a lifesize cardboard Gerrard, advertising some sports drink or something. At the

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Do Brazilians not have surnames, or are they all trimmed like their bushes ?

My mate is married to a Brazilian some of them are nicknames Pele for instance. I always laugh when i see that geyser who plays for Barcelona Pedro. Is it possible to have a more Spanish name?. It also reminds me of Viz where a full bush is called a barbers floor. And pubes sticking out of a birds knickers is called loose baccy (for our overseas friends that's when you roll a cigarette and there's tobacco sticking out of both ends).

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My mate is married to a Brazilian some of them are nicknames Pele for instance. I always laugh when i see that geyser who plays for Barcelona Pedro. Is it possible to have a more Spanish name?. It also reminds me of Viz where a full bush is called a barbers floor. And pubes sticking out of a birds knickers is called loose baccy (for our overseas friends that's when you roll a cigarette and there's tobacco sticking out of both ends).

Barbers floor :D

Viz is still funny as fuck

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Barbers floor :D

Viz is still funny as fuck

Don't read Viz as much as i used to my favourite thing recently was from the spoof letters page. This bloke writes '' Women think men can't multitask, that's not true this morning i had a shit and read the paper''.

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Don't read Viz as much as i used to my favourite thing recently was from the spoof letters page. This bloke writes '' Women think men can't multitask, that's not true this morning i had a shit and read the paper''.

had a Top Tip printed in it years ago, after a run in with a club doorman. " Convince people youre a complete cunt by standing outside a nightclub wearing a black flightjacket and a bowtie"

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had a Top Tip printed in it years ago, after a run in with a club doorman. " Convince people youre a complete cunt by standing outside a nightclub wearing a black flightjacket and a bowtie"

Excellent my son. And your right i've never seen anyone but bouncers wearing black fight jackets.

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Do Brazilians not have surnames, or are they all trimmed like their bushes ?

We usually have long surnames actually.

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