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[iseah100 5,612]

Hi guys

[Fulham Broadway 16,796]

Don't read Viz as much as i used to my favourite thing recently was from the spoof letters page. This bloke writes '' Women think men can't multitask, that's not true this morning i had a shit and read the paper''.

had a Top Tip printed in it years ago, after a run in with a club doorman. " Convince people youre a complete cunt by standing outside a nightclub wearing a black flightjacket and a bowtie"

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

had a Top Tip printed in it years ago, after a run in with a club doorman. " Convince people youre a complete cunt by standing outside a nightclub wearing a black flightjacket and a bowtie"

Excellent my son. And your right i've never seen anyone but bouncers wearing black fight jackets.

[Dion 2,476]

Oscar

Neymar

Nathan

Fred

Pele

Barbera

Do Brazilians not have surnames, or are they all trimmed like their bushes ?

We usually have long surnames actually.

[Fulham Broadway 16,796]

We usually have long surnames actually.

Like the man in orthopaedic shoes, I stand corrected.

[Rhino's Skin 972]

I want one of these...deffo toys for boys

[iseah100 5,612]

We usually have long surnames actually.

Dion Dos Santos Nascimento Da Silva Junior

[Dion 2,476]

Dion Dos Santos Nascimento Da Silva Junior

Yeah, brazilian names are sort of like that.

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

I told my girlfriend that sex might be more exciting if she got a Brazilian.

Now she's fucking a guy called Felipe

[nyikolajevics 2,573]

I told my girlfriend that sex might be more exciting if she got a Brazilian.

Now she's fucking a guy called Felipe

[Madmax 9,219]

Yup, pretty simple. Try to keep up, Jai...

Oh sure, it's easy for you with your big engineer brain and your mighty beard.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Oh sure, it's easy for you with your big engineer brain and your mighty beard.

That's true, scientists engineers have shown that beards enhance IQ and memory capacity

[Madmax 9,219]

That's true, scientists engineers have shown that beards enhance IQ and memory capacity

Well I'm no scientist or engineer but even I know The Beard adds 300% to your memory everytime you give it a light rub.

[Hutcho 8,443]

I love gingers.

Love you too.

[iseah100 5,612]

Love you too.

[emoji8] i meamt gingers like this

[iseah100 5,612]

That's true, scientists engineers have shown that beards enhance IQ and memory capacity

Beards are dirtier than toilet seats.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Beards are dirtier than toilet seats.

:| YOU are dirtier than toilet seats!

Seriously, why in the world would that 'fact' be true?! In its core it assumes that all beards, and hence all people, have the same level of hygiene. Think about it...

[lucio 5,418]

:| YOU are dirtier than toilet seats!

Seriously, why in the world would that 'fact' be true?! In its core it assumes that all beards, and hence all people, have the same level of hygiene. Think about it...

I read our feet are dirtier than toilet seats , better cut them off