Chelsea 1-2 Real Madrid

[zinctek 467]

sterling is the kind of person who would be getting it on with this wife and then just as she is about to finish he would fall off the bed and fuck it all up!!

[Vesper 29,267]

Muddy on

oh joy

😪

[NikkiCFC 8,090]

1 hour ago, ZAPHOD2319 said:

 

Everything in this club is on amateur level even social media guys who forget to put player on bench players list 😳 

[zinctek 467]

nice cross noni you even looked up and saw know one in there but still just crossed it. wtf is going on with us.

[Mhsc 957]

2 minutes ago, zinctek said:

sterling is the kind of person who would be getting it on with this wife and then just as she is about to finish he would fall off the bed and fuck it all up!!

I mean I never really thought about how Sterling nails his wife before but if you want my guess he is the kind of guy that blows his load as soon as he is fully inside and then just rolls over and goes to sleep

In the morning he gloats about how he rocked her world and genuinely believes it

(She has a secret toy in a cupboard)

[NikkiCFC 8,090]

For sure we concede a couple more when Endrick and Guler are introduced. 

[zinctek 467]

these late nights are killing me, watched every game but i think am gonna pass on the last 30 mins. my eyes are killing :)

[Vesper 29,267]

Below, Bobby Vincent shares his player ratings from a Chelsea perspective in the opening 45 minutes.

 

Filip Jorgensen - Couldn't do much about either of the goals. 6.

Reece James - Nervy moment about 10 minutes in when being pressed by Vinicius Jr. Overall, a shaky opening 45 minutes from the captain despite a goal-saving slide tackle on Vini Jr. 5.

Benoit Badiashile - Didn't notice him too much, which is probably a good thing given how shaky some of the other players were. 6.

Levi Colwill - Fantastic sliding tackle inside the box to stop Vini Jr in the opening few minutes. Got worse as the half went on, though, and struggled to deal with a few loose balls as Madrid grew stronger in the game. Slow to get back for the first goal. 5.

Malo Gusto - Didn't track the run off Badiashile's back for Ceballos' goal early on. 5.5.

Romeo Lavia - His passing was exquisite once again. 7.

Enzo Fernandez - I was writing about how quiet he was but then he goes and plays a wonderful cross to the far post to Madueke for Chelsea's goal. 7.5.

Christopher Nkunku - Gave it away a few times. Looks a threat in attacking areas. 5.5.

Noni Madueke - A continuous threat for Fran Garcia. The Real Madrid left-back did not look comfortable against the winger. Valuable contribution with his headed goal. 8.5.

Raheem Sterling - Need to get him the ball more on the left-hand side. 6.

Marc Guiu - Quiet. Against two very good centre-backs in Antonio Rudiger and Eder Militao. 5.5.

[Mhsc 957]

Mudryk loves to disappoint :(

[Vesper 29,267]

my god

what a shit shot

[zinctek 467]

Just now, Mhsc said:

Mudryk loves to disappoint :(

should be in the same room as sterling when he is "having some alone time with his wife"

[Vesper 29,267]

Real have there own back 4 issues

as I have been saying for months

[Sir Mikel OBE 4,920]

Vinicius coming off.

 

Thank god

[LAM09 6,853]

24 minutes ago, King Kante said:

Noni and Lavia are the only ones that look completely clear on what they're meant to be doing. However, as a fan of Noni, I agree that he is the second best AM we have after Palmer in terms of impact in the final third - despite him not being great technically. 

I agree. Lavia seems a perfect fit for what Enzo is after.

19 minutes ago, Vytis33 said:

True.  But compared to Hazard or Pedro...or even Willian?   Yikes

We were aiming for titles back then. Different times, different expectations.

[Sir Mikel OBE 4,920]

Just now, LAM09 said:

I agree. Lavia seems a perfect fit for what Enzo is after.

We were aiming for titles back then. Different times, different expectations.

Willian was also constantly shit on. There were very few of us who were Willian fans😂

[Mhsc 957]

Mudryk so bad in 1v1s, only has one idea and its too predictable: cut inside and get a shot off, never take a man on the outside and then decide what to do after...

[NikkiCFC 8,090]

Real bench laughing at Noni...

[Vesper 29,267]

18 minutes ago, Mhsc said:

Mudryk so bad

you could have stopped there