Magic Lamps 11,692 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 The exact kind of lacklustre dull uninspired performance everyone expected after the customary one good performance per quarter last week . Esp Jackson and Enzo who celebrated like they had won the wc after their fluke goals back to their usual useless selves. Also caicedo and Madueke expectedly combining to invite the opposition to score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zinctek 469 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 Just now, Magic Lamps said: The exact kind of lacklustre dull uninspired performance everyone expected after the customary one good performance per quarter last week . Esp Jackson and Enzo who celebrated like they had won the wc after their fluke goals back to their usual useless selves. Also caicedo and Madueke expectedly combining to invite the opposition to score it wasnt a GOOD PERFOMANCE, it was average, villa were very poor. even UTD beat them. Villa are just going though a rough patch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stats 7,145 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 Absolutely shocking. And worst thing, despite facing a depleted Palace side without their 3 best players, I am not surprised. Turgid, awful. Poch WTF are you instructing our players to do out there. All this sideway passing then backwards is just not it. We had out first shot on target in the 43rd minute right???? Absolute joke. Now Palace have got the one thing they would of looked to do and now it will be really difficult breaking them down. Again the team looks out of sorts. Enzo keeps pushing up to the forward position and then Caicedo is isolated. I don't get the sense of what we are trying to do. Please no team talk and hoping this team will produce second half. Make a change. Bring on Nkunku immediately. A game where we should be looking to set dominance, we can't even imagine one shot on target. Unbelievable! DDA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 30,193 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 Cech looks like he could still play, lolol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laylabelle 9,535 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 Just now, Vesper said: Cech looks like he could still play, lolol Wonder if they'd notice? Vesper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robsblubot 3,595 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 2 minutes ago, zinctek said: I see Madueke as LAZY a very lazy player. trying to play like Hazard used to, Hazard would walk around 70% of a game but then BANG something special Honestly I think he just lacks confidence, which comes from his lack of skill on the ball. In the end, it shouldn't really matter what he lacks atm as he should've been playing elsewhere on loan. 3 minutes ago, YorkshireBlue said: Caicedo is again playing to deep to accommodate Silva and lack of pace, I think switch colwill for Silva and nkunku for noni this game is totally different good point. I'd switch the entire front line which would work as a clear message to the players. First 45m and the frontline produced fuck all against one of the shittiest teams in the PL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lluubbeenn 174 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 First half summary - nothing new. It could have been 0-0. We made a lot of mistakes in the build up, but Lerma scored a worldie to be fair. Not the first time we have a problem against a good organised defensive team. Most of our players are scared to try the offensive pass or take their man. Madueke is the only one who does it, but he has been awful with decision making. Caicedo has been ok imo. Chilly and Gusto get into ok positions, but cross badly. Silva makes the whole back line slower. Not good enough for this formation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmicway 1,333 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 Nobody cares. Caicedo - Madueke - Enzo compete for the biggest sh*t. Vesper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 30,193 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 jesus fucking christ have we slid into the dirt from Roman times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 30,193 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 Just now, cosmicway said: Nobody cares. Caicedo - Madueke - Enzo compete for the biggest sh*t. and that is one BIG turd of a trophy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmicway 1,333 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 Just now, lluubbeenn said: First half summary - nothing new. It could have been 0-0. We made a lot of mistakes in the build up, but Lerma scored a worldie to be fair. Not the first time we have a problem against a good organised defensive team. Most of our players are scared to try the offensive pass or take their man. Madueke is the only one who does it, but he has been awful with decision making. Caicedo has been ok imo. Chilly and Gusto get into ok positions, but cross badly. Silva makes the whole back line slower. Not good enough for this formation. What worldlie ? We passed him the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 30,193 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 Boehly and Clownlake.... putting the wanker in banker Laylabelle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robsblubot 3,595 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 1 minute ago, lluubbeenn said: First half summary - nothing new. It could have been 0-0. We made a lot of mistakes in the build up, but Lerma scored a worldie to be fair. Not the first time we have a problem against a good organised defensive team. Most of our players are scared to try the offensive pass or take their man. Madueke is the only one who does it, but he has been awful with decision making. Caicedo has been ok imo. Chilly and Gusto get into ok positions, but cross badly. Silva makes the whole back line slower. Not good enough for this formation. Yes, which is typical of young inexperienced players who lack the confidence from having done the same things before. Enzo, for ex, is far more assertive on the ball, because he's done it before at the highest stage. I think he's a bit lazy at times, but that's a diff issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lluubbeenn 174 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 1 minute ago, cosmicway said: What worldlie ? We passed him the ball. They pressed quite well. Noni fluffed it badly, but the shot was class. It’s not like it was an easy goal after our mistake, was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 30,193 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 3 minutes ago, Laylabelle said: Wonder if they'd notice? lol, Linnea went to another room to watch, she thinks I am going to start breaking shit she might be right 🤪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zinctek 469 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 our issues are poch doesnt know what to do with these players, these players are not good enough. they are not a team they are individual players they are all out for themselves only the owners have totally fucked up Chelsea for years and years to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 30,193 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 80 per cent possesion NO SHOTS ON TAERGET Pochball in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lluubbeenn 174 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 I don’t see the faces I want to see out there. Hope I am wrong. At least Nkunku is in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zinctek 469 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 Just now, Vesper said: 80 per cent possesion NO SHOTS ON TAERGET Pochball in a nutshell next it will be but our XG is great haha!!! fucking XG means fuck all robsblubot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 30,193 Posted February 12, 2024 Share Posted February 12, 2024 (edited) most possession without a shot on target in a half by ANY EPL team in the last 20 years!!!! Edited February 12, 2024 by Vesper Laylabelle and zinctek 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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