Chelsea Transfers

[Gundalf 806]

Just different views on things?

[Gundalf 806]

Lets do it 🤣

[Gundalf 806]

 

[Vesper 30,175]

18 minutes ago, Vesper said:

fuck Caicedo and Brighton's game playing arses

we should go HARD for Tchou!!!!

Real can use the dosh to help buy Mbappe this summer

sell Gallagher and also buy Valverde from them and that covers all their cost with room to spare 

we have more players we can sell too, the Saudis will go hard for some of them

[Vesper 30,175]

15 minutes ago, Gundalf said:

Just different views on things?

but Nagelsmann said no thanks, so hardly Vivell's fault

I am more than happy with Poch, btw

[Gundalf 806]

1 minute ago, Vesper said:

but Nagelsmann said no thanks, so hardly Vivell's fault

I am more than happy with Poch, btw

Idk, from what I read it seems like Vivell kinda had nothing to do really in the past few months, was like in between other roles and positions, like someone standing around at a party

[Pizy 18,907]

With La Liga’s financial rules I don’t know if Madrid can buy Mbappe but that’s the only club he’d probably agree to go to. So what’s the solution here II wonder? Him agreeing another short term deal at PSG makes no sense because they’ll be in this exact same situation again.

Even if he did somehow end up there what do they do with Vini Jr who is arguably the best LW in the world currently?

I suppose Madrid could offer one chunk of the fee now and another big chunk next summer. 

[Vesper 30,175]

40 minutes ago, Vegetable said:

At least with Roman we knew who was in charge - it was either him or Marina.

and 

Аркадий Романович Абрамович

(Arkadiy Romanovich Abramovich, his son, who I am convinced had input/influence into some of the sales and some of the buys)

[Vesper 30,175]

3 minutes ago, Pizy said:

Vini Jr who is arguably the best LW in the world currently

Mbappe is better

maybe they swap with a bit of cash to PSG to sweeten the pot (I have posted extensively on this before, and Vini Jr is so insanely racially abused and death threated in Spain he might go for it)

[Gundalf 806]

In the end Mbappe will sign a new contract with a somewhat reasonable release clause and both PSG and Real can be satisfied. 

[Vesper 30,175]

12 minutes ago, Gundalf said:

Idk, from what I read it seems like Vivell kinda had nothing to do really in the past few months, was like in between other roles and positions, like someone standing around at a party

[Gundalf 806]

8 minutes ago, Vesper said:

Also: You as a cocktail isnt that bad as well. Simple, but effective 🤣

[ZAPHOD2319 4,818]

56 minutes ago, Vesper said:

did not hear that one, yikes

If you remember his wife threatening him that she would release emails between them, that is what “sources” said was in the emails sent back and forth between them during their separation. Nobody ever confirmed it. 

[whats happening 1,615]

if hes really joining real madrid next year on free, why not loaning him for the next season. we can survive paying him some of his wages for a year...

[Jayteezy 18]

Seriously cannot wait for this saga with Caicedo to be over. Bloody clowns valuing him €100m player but aren’t paying him like he is one. At least West Ham tried to offer Rice a serious wage. 
 

Don’t even get me started on De Zerbi openly talking about Colwil…..

[Vesper 30,175]

out!   

4.0 (I think) updated

(£225-235m or so left to be garnered if we sell all the non crossed out, which, when the other sales are added in, basically wipes out the £600m in transfer fees paid from last season)

IF we buy another CF I am all down to sell Broja, which would take it to £255-265m or so

Saudis are deffo in the mix to sell to for some of these

Edouard Mendy 
Kalidou Koulibaly 
Marc Cucurella  
César Azpilicueta  
Conor Gallagher
Ruben Loftus-Cheek
Mason Mount 
Christian Pulisic 
Hakim Ziyech (ffs)
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
Raheem Sterling
Trevoh Chalobah

—    DF    Wales WAL    Ethan Ampadu (at Spezia until 30 June 2023)
—    DF    Ghana GHA    Baba Rahman (at Reading until 30 June 2023)
—    DF    France FRA    Malang Sarr (at Monaco until 30 June 2023)
—    DF    England ENG    Dujon Sterling (at Stoke City until 30 June 2023)
—    MF    England ENG    Tino Anjorin (at Huddersfield Town until 30 June 2023)
—    MF    France FRA    Tiémoué Bakayoko (at AC Milan until 30 June 2023)
—    FW    England ENG    Callum Hudson-Odoi (at Bayer Leverkusen until 30 June 2023)
—    FW    Belgium BEL    Romelu Lukaku (at Inter Milan until 30 June 2023)

plus

now also gone

Kai
Kova
Kante
Denis Zakaria
João Félix

Edited July 21, 2023 by Vesper

[Vesper 30,175]

20 minutes ago, Gundalf said:

Also: You as a cocktail isnt that bad as well. Simple, but effective 🤣

fun fact

I am named after Vesper Lynd

mummy is a cray Ian Fleming 007 fangirl

 

The 30-Year Quest to Recreate James Bond’s Original Vesper Martini

 

“It’s remarkable that the Vesper has become so indelibly linked with our hero. Especially when you consider that for more than half of the drink’s lifetime, it has been nigh on impossible to make."

 

https://www.vice.com/en/article/mgkgey/the-30-year-quest-to-recreate-james-bonds-original-vesper-martini

[Gundalf 806]

1 minute ago, Vesper said:

fun fact

I am named after Vesper Lynd

mummy is a cray Ian Fleming 007 fangirl

 

The 30-Year Quest to Recreate James Bond’s Original Vesper Martini

 

“It’s remarkable that the Vesper has become so indelibly linked with our hero. Especially when you consider that for more than half of the drink’s lifetime, it has been nigh on impossible to make."

 

https://www.vice.com/en/article/mgkgey/the-30-year-quest-to-recreate-james-bonds-original-vesper-martini

So your the supposed Bond girl that turns out lesbian 😂 U got your Jane Bond tho. 

 

To keep it on topic: 

 

 

[Vesper 30,175]

2 minutes ago, Gundalf said:

So your the supposed Bond girl that turns out lesbian 😂 U got your Jane Bond tho.

well she could not have known I would turn out to be queer

and even if she did, she could not name me after the lesbian/bisexual Bond girl:

Pussy Galore

With a name like that, Pussy would seem like a character more of a Bond parody than a serious character, but Ms. Galore really is one of the first tough as nails Bond girls out there. She starts off as just a lackey for Auric Goldfinger, but Bond eventually convinces her to switch to the side of the good guys, the first major character to have done a complete 180 in the franchise.

Also, Pussy is a pilot and could hold her own against Bond, to a degree at least. She’s really the first Bond girl who wasn’t just a pretty face and this is why I felt she deserved to be this high on the list. That and her epic name.

You’ll also be surprised to find out that her film adaption is actually cleaned up from her character in the novel who was actually a lesbian (well, bi-sexual I guess would be more accurate).

 

[Gundalf 806]

6 minutes ago, Vesper said:

well she could not have known I would turn out to be queer

and even if she did, she could not name me after the lesbian/bisexual Bond girl:

Pussy Galore

With a name like that, Pussy would seem like a character more of a Bond parody than a serious character, but Ms. Galore really is one of the first tough as nails Bond girls out there. She starts off as just a lackey for Auric Goldfinger, but Bond eventually convinces her to switch to the side of the good guys, the first major character to have done a complete 180 in the franchise.

Also, Pussy is a pilot and could hold her own against Bond, to a degree at least. She’s really the first Bond girl who wasn’t just a pretty face and this is why I felt she deserved to be this high on the list. That and her epic name.

You’ll also be surprised to find out that her film adaption is actually cleaned up from her character in the novel who was actually a lesbian (well, bi-sexual I guess would be more accurate).

 

Imagine 🤣 your time in school would have been interesting to say the least

 

Good. I had this weird fantasy of Gallagher injuring Caicedo with a weird tackle and this forum popping off