Closed Chelsea v Spurs

[nachikethas 1,154]

We are tracking back like nothing

[Leif 6,006]

I have to be honest - this game has got me really sweaty. My balls are drenched.

Also: I just got a gut feeling we'll concede a last minute goal or some shit. Hopefully it'll end something like 3-2 if that's the case.

[Rambo 1,729]

THERE'S ONLY ONE RAFA BENETIZ!

[Magic Lamps 11,692]

should be waaay more daylight between us and them by now. Great, fast-paced game, joy to watch.

[Strike 7,478]

[Rambo 1,729]

Cole has impressed me off the ball but annoyed me on the ball. He stalls too often these days and does a weird thing where he lifts his ankle up or something to try and 'fool' the opposing player.

It was a good move imo, Luiz just wasn't expecting it.

[petr.breu 1,618]

This will be loooong second half... Come on Chelsea!

[Leif 6,006]

I bet Ramires burns something crazy like 3,000 calories per game. I envy him.

[Milan 17,955]

Seriously guys, watching Eden Hazard, I only need to touch my little friend in the south area and I ejaculate. He is such a beast, such a joy to watch!

[Clevemayer 764]

ramiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii what a finish....

adebayor had to make the goal of his life against us aint he?

[Stingray 9,441]

If we win this I'll let Oscar and Ramires give anal to my future wife

Dude. Really?

Comon. Jokes are so ok. But get your shit together first. We all have to...

[Pizy 18,877]

Our defense makes me so fucking mad sometimes. Just watching Adebayor like they were staring at a tv. So bad.

Luiz looks like he's injured.

We're in for one hell of a nervy 2nd half I think.

MUST WIN, GUYS! C'MON CHELSEA!

[Rmpr 8,977]

Seriously guys, watching Eden Hazard, I only need to touch my little friend in the south area and I ejaculate. He is such a beast, such a joy to watch!

Hmm...

[Milan 17,955]

[Strike 7,478]

0 - Chelsea did not concede a single foul in the first half versus Tottenham. Pure.

source: Opta