Demba Ba

[Hutcho 8,443]

Come on demba, lets get the deal in the bag nice and early. Would be a great signing that would hopefully see us have a real quality proven striker who is "proven in the premier league" (and we know how much people on TC LOVE players who are proven in the PL)

[Marvin123 483]

I think saying it is his dream to play for Arsenal before the window opens is just wrong. Can you imagine if a Chelsea player said they wanted to play for Manchester City?

Drogba dreamt of playing for Arsenal!

and we all know how that turned out!

13 goals in 14 games was it?

[Slam Dunk 1,442]

Pardew says deal is done!

[Peppen 934]

Pardew says deal is done!

Link, mate? Or on television?

[Slam Dunk 1,442]

Link, mate? Or on television?

He was just on Sky being interviewed mate, said "there's no if, the deal is done, he will go to Chelsea" or something along those lines.

[BenIsLegend 475]

Newcastle boss Alan Pardew on Demba Ba to Chelsea: "It's done and we can move on"

Would seem we definitely have him then

[Marvin123 483]

"its done, now we can move on..."

from the horses mouth

[Rmpr 8,977]

I think saying it is his dream to play for Arsenal before the window opens is just wrong. Can you imagine if a Chelsea player said they wanted to play for Manchester City?

It wasnt Arsenal, it was PSG.

[Muzchap 8,966]

Drogba dreamt of playing for Arsenal!

and we all know how that turned out!

13 goals in 14 games was it?

Haha AWESOME post :)

Pat yourself on the back for that

We should have a post 'legends' thread where mods can move responses like this

[HNKS 508]

Now we have a proven striker who can knock Torres off the number 1 spot. Fuck off Sturridge.

[Melanicus 5,208]

A friend told me that he has to strap his dick to his leg before every game because its so big, don't know if its true or not, just putting it out there

[Ramzi 233]

https://twitter.com/Scottwilsonecho/status/286559067458121728

[Amblève. 4,995]

A friend told me that he has to strap his dick to his leg before every game because its so big, don't know if its true or not, just putting it out there

Holy shit, this thread is becoming hilarious!

At first the coherence between his number and his virginity and now this lol

[Changingman_2000 876]

Not convinced by this at all. For me, a very average player really.

[NiclasCFC 2,582]

[Superblue 6,344]

Not convinced by this at all. For me, a very average player really.

Out of curiosity, what is your perception of Fernando Torres as a striker?

[Stats 7,009]

Demba Ba will not be coming to Chelsea, mark my words.

Pardon?

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I take what I said earlier back, this is the best post of the day:

A friend told me that he has to strap his dick to his leg before every game because its so big, don't know if its true or not, just putting it out there

Your friend is one weird dude, Artur