Demba Ba

[Kojo 4,676]

The father of comedian Alan Carr (Newcastles head scout) will find them a replacement in no time.

No Seb is too busy analysing at the moment.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

We've met his transfer clause in his contract, Newcastle can't turn around and say no now like Real Madrid did. Chill.

[Kojo 4,676]

I'm happy if it's a done deal mind, Ba is a good goal scorer, adds options and might just get rid of Torres.

[Igi26 346]

I expect confirmation after the QPR game

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

I expect confirmation after the QPR game

Or before...I can see Neil Barnett on the pitch with him now, going around every stand welcoming him, like he does

[BlueLion. 21,491]

He'll be presented before the match in a Chelsea scarf then. Love it! Might mean Torres puts in a good shift tonight and scores!

[Rmpr 8,977]

@Shogun, your prays have been answered. Ba has been left out Everton's game...

[Beirut_Blues 306]

Ba!

[Styles 9,790]

One thing I like about Ba is his versatility. He gives us a different option out wide as well.

According to Newcastle fans he isn't good there and wasn't too happy about playing there either. He's a striker, let's play him in his best position.

Oh and this is unfortunate for Newcastle fans:

[Styles 9,790]

He'll be presented before the match in a Chelsea scarf then. Love it! Might mean Torres puts in a good shift tonight and scores!

Or upon hearing the news of Ba's imminent arrival he has fallen into depression and bursts into tears during the game...

[Slam Dunk 1,442]

According to Newcastle fans he isn't good there and wasn't too happy about playing there either. He's a striker, let's play him in his best position.

Oh and this unfortunate for Newcastle fans:

[Fulham Broadway 16,923]

Knees/dodgy/medical/delayed/panic/Jan 29th/panic/Gourlay/Brewery/Pissup/

.......Transfer deadline arrives....

CHELSEA SIGN JAY BOTHROYD

[Kieran. 6,317]

Knees/dodgy/medical/delayed/panic/Jan 29th/panic/Gourlay/Brewery/Pissup/

.......Transfer deadline arrives....

CHELSEA SIGN JAY BOTHROYD

I'm going to be that boring, predictable cunt and say...

better than Torres.

[Milan 17,859]

At least those calendars include Ba and Sturridge in January so that they won't look at you in May or September in those wrong shirts lol.

[nullabletype 987]

edit: nevermind

[Rmpr 8,977]

edit: nevermind

Ok...

[AndersonBLUE 819]

C'mon! This guy is quality, wonder how he will fit in at Chelsea if he does sign.

[Ankit 3,176]

Bwahahahahaha!! xD