Fernando Torres

[robdog 2,084]

I can proudly confirm I made some personal attempt to get him out of Chelsea. Went to the Wolfsburg game in Constance today and tried to convince them to buy Torres. tried everything from screaming to preaching and I am pretty sure their management heard me.

Well at least you tried

[Polo7 3,496]

I can proudly confirm I made some personal attempt to get him out of Chelsea. Went to the Wolfsburg game in Constance today and tried to convince them to buy Torres. tried everything from screaming to preaching and I am pretty sure their management heard me.

I went one further! Im building a time machine and I will go back to the day Torres was conceived. Bad things will happen. Will report back soon.

[Rambo 1,729]

If only we got Aguero instead of Nando...

[iseah100 5,612]

I can proudly confirm I made some personal attempt to get him out of Chelsea. Went to the Wolfsburg game in Constance today and tried to convince them to buy Torres. tried everything from screaming to preaching and I am pretty sure their management heard me.

Lol. Let's hope they did. Maybe they'll let us have first dibs on RR too.

If only we got Aguero instead of Nando...

[iseah100 5,612]

I can proudly confirm I made some personal attempt to get him out of Chelsea. Went to the Wolfsburg game in Constance today and tried to convince them to buy Torres. tried everything from screaming to preaching and I am pretty sure their management heard me.

Lol. Let's hope they did. Maybe they'll let us have first dibs on RR too.

If only we got Aguero instead of Nando...

Sigh*.

[Barbara 15,149]

Oscar seems to hold him back so effortlessly (just compare their bodies, their torsos and legs say it all, and still Oscar doesn't break a sweat to stop him)... someone pls, stop this man from ever playing for us again.

[ulsterchelsea 3,221]

Some talk on twitter that there's an offer from wolfsburg on the table and it's up to him. Don't want to get excited

[Ljpaddock 187]

How can you say Oscar is holding him back? I know he's shit but you can clearly see he is about to accelerate off away from the grasp of a 12 year old boy

[couris 232]

Unreal what people can conclude from pictures. Such plasticity these days.

Omg look a Cesc just walking there useless cunt.

[Ljpaddock 187]

Haha

[The only place to be 11,313]

Oscar seems to hold him back so effortlessly (just compare their bodies, their torsos and legs say it all, and still Oscar doesn't break a sweat to stop him)... someone pls, stop this man from ever playing for us again.

Are you kidding?

So you're taking one frame and extrapolating so much rubbish from it?

[Barbara 15,149]

Are you kidding?

So you're taking one frame and extrapolating so much rubbish from it?

I was just talking about a pic as people did many times, it's only the impression the pic gives or shouldn't I assume people will be able to say that a frame of an action is misleading and sometimes funny?

I'll develop further for you to discern though.

Cheeky comment: someone as small as Oscar can stop someone as big as Fernando Torres barely touching him LOL although this is a pic and it may be only be a impression.

Serious comment: I can't stand seeing Torres here anymore.

Good thing I've switched careers and work with four-year olds now. Endless source of patience to my already very patient nature.

[oman43 45]

Are you kidding?

So you're taking one frame and extrapolating so much rubbish from it?

Hit the nail right on the head! He has an agenda against him, so everyone alters their perception on everything he does.

[Special Juan 28,094]

Please Wolfsburg just take him, please.

[The only place to be 11,313]

So if we sold him we'd have to add about £18 million to the FFP expenditure because the rest of his fee would be due.

But we'd save about £7 million this year in wages and £8 million next year.

So we'd need a fee of about £11 million to break even on him (the fee covering the final transfer balance minus his wages).

That's right isn't it?

Fact is that he costs us about £18 million per year which is more than enough for another marquee signing.