Fernando Torres

[Viper22 2,418]

oh I should edit my post because according to some guy I'm seeking attention.

Which is probably why I talked about this for 10 minutes with my female dentist today and used the same expression, saying if she could excuse me while I went running naked around to celebrate it.

I'm fed up with those people that think only men can make certain jokes. To the hell with this fucking sexism, they can all fuck off.

Don't let them get to you Barb. Water off a ducks back .

[Barbara 15,149]

He is new, doesn't understand the rules around here. Let him have this one. We can stone him if it happens again though.

But i agree with Viper

new? He's been a member here for longer than I am...

I don't know, I say this kind of stuff all the time in real life, for men and women, it's about being careless and a bit nuts, but not attention seeker.

Earlier today I posted a pic to illustrate my non-flat chest, he probably thinks I'm trying to get sex proposals in my PMs. Good things I've only ever once received them... and that was out of the blue, lol.

Guys here are classier than that...

[BenIsLegend 475]

sorry breh, i'm already taken. with barbara and dion right now

I'll wait for you, once you get over this phase because that's all they are. A phase.

[Viper22 2,418]

new? He's been a member here for longer than I am...

I don't know, I say this kind of stuff all the time in real life, for men and women, it's about being careless and a bit nuts, but not attention seeker.

Earlier today I posted a pic to illustrate my non-flat chest, he probably thinks I'm trying to get sex proposals in my PMs. Good things I've only ever once received them... and that was out of the blue, lol.

Guys here are classier than that...

I personally think he was just teasing. Maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt. Anyway, back to the key topic at hand eh Boshman....:

[Dion 2,476]

new? He's been a member here for longer than I am...

I don't know, I say this kind of stuff all the time in real life, for men and women, it's about being careless and a bit nuts, but not attention seeker.

Earlier today I posted a pic to illustrate my non-flat chest, he probably thinks I'm trying to get sex proposals in my PMs. Good things I've only ever once received them... and that was out of the blue, lol.

Guys here are classier than that...

I thought we had agreed you wouldn't ever mention that incident

[boshman 1,073]

new? He's been a member here for longer than I am...

I don't know, I say this kind of stuff all the time in real life, for men and women, it's about being careless and a bit nuts, but not attention seeker.

Earlier today I posted a pic to illustrate my non-flat chest, he probably thinks I'm trying to get sex proposals in my PMs. Good things I've only ever once received them... and that was out of the blue, lol.

Guys here are classier than that...

Shit.... his joined date is August 2012. Where has he been hiding then? He only has 30 odd posts. I just assumed it was August 2014.

I haven't seen this picture....

Some men can be complete freaks i'm afraid. Give us a bad name. We are getting wayyyy off topic here :-D

[boshman 1,073]

I personally think he was just teasing. Maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt. Anyway, back to the key topic at hand eh Boshman....:

Agreed!!

[Viper22 2,418]

This Torres thread has been well and truly derailed. Think people are a little bit giddy with all of that champagne....

[Myself 793]

I'll wait for you, once you get over this phase because that's all they are. A phase.

I've never tried a foursome before, I guess we could try

or you could bribe me with moneh

[Barbara 15,149]

No more Torres!!!!!!!!

I've been saying this to everyone and their mothers, randomly, I'll try a post next. I can't get over it.

:woo: :woo: :woo:

Shit.... his joined date is August 2012. Where has he been hiding then? He only has 30 odd posts. I just assumed it was August 2014.

I haven't seen this picture....
Some men can be complete freaks i'm afraid. Give us a bad name. We are getting wayyyy off topic here :-D

it was earlier today when WHS said he was feeling it in his balls it was going to happen and I said I was feeling in my tits it wouldn't and then he said he hoped I was flat-chested

The thing is desperate times call for desperate measures. Any anti-jinx is welcome when a deal like this is about to happen. So if I have to swear on my tits, I will, as long as I'm not jinxing the move.

[Dion 2,476]

Shit.... his joined date is August 2012. Where has he been hiding then? He only has 30 odd posts. I just assumed it was August 2014.

I haven't seen this picture....

Some men can be complete freaks i'm afraid. Give us a bad name. We are getting wayyyy off topic here :-D

It happens. I lurked around the forum for months before posting for the first time.

Anyways, as excited as I am, I'm still waiting for his medical exams before shouting loudly with everything I have. Knowing Torres I wouldn't be surprised if he failed them.

[BlueSunshine 672]

At fucking last. It feels like i just took the biggest dump of my life. Now that the annoying turd is gone i am a free man again.

[Jase 43,479]

Can't wait to toss this utter rubbish of a thread into the abyss. *rubs hands gleefully*

[Hostedenis 556]

Shit.... his joined date is August 2012. Where has he been hiding then? He only has 30 odd posts. I just assumed it was August 2014.

I haven't seen this picture....

Some men can be complete freaks i'm afraid. Give us a bad name. We are getting wayyyy off topic here :-D

Hey give the guy a break. I don't post on here often as well, I had been lurking for over a year before I registered and since I registered have only made 150 posts. This is a great place to catch up on the latest and read various opinions on everything regarding Chelsea, but there's many weeks I check the forum 7 days out of 7 but don't post anything. Sometimes there's no need to, doesn't make the people who post less a 'freak'.

And Barbara, I'm sure he didn't mean it as bad as you took it. You have been posting a lot about your boobs and running naked today and somebody might consider that attention seeking (I don't and even then wouldn't mind).

Long story short, make peace not war, cut each other some slack, because Torres left and today is a great day!

P.S. We should all be running around naked, not just Barbara! I'd post pictures but ain't nobody wanna see that!

[Daniel1980 1,425]

Figures that when I don't have the internet for a week, we get rid of Torres.

you know what's the best part of this business?
I'M AN INTER FAN!!!!!!!! Double satisfaction!
I hate AC Milan more than I hate any English team...
Excuse me while I'll run around the block naked, brb.

You're no longer on my "cool people" list.
Dammit, why couldn't Roma take him and give us Destro? There's no escaping from Torres, is there? Not for me.