The Benitez Thread

[bushman 2,043]

, Roman did that and created a Chelsea war .

Roman knew what he was doing then.

By the way Happy New Year to all football fans. May we all see many great games in 2013.

[rafafan 10]

Roman knew what he was doing then.

By the way Happy New Year to all football fans. May we all see many great games in 2013.

Have a look at this post I found in the shed end from a poster called Dorset, I think the poster is trying to say move on

Has he gone yet? You know who I mean. That guy who looks like a fat Spanish waiter. The one who recently arrived at our table uninvited, brought in by the owner of our beloved restaurant at around the time Robbie started dropping a few plates. Never liked him, right from the moment I clapped eyes on him years ago, serving Scouse front of house in a greasy spoon I could never abide. Vowed it would be the only time I’d clap him too, bearing in mind he once had the gall to say that the menu he was peddling back then was better than ours. Renowned and five-sided he said it was, boastful git, whereas ours was naff and plastic. Bloody cheek!

Truth be told, even Jose was more subservient than that when he was organising our table settings. Like a military operation it was back then and he’d never dream of ’shushing’ the clientele or spitting in their food when they weren’t looking. We all know that, don’t we? Then again, even if he had, we would have soon told him to stop being such a wind-up merchant and to just get on with serving the public properly, because everybody knows it‘s high moral principle that matters in the best kitchens. Heavens above, we’d say, it’s these diners that pay your wages, they deserve respect and they’re fair-minded individuals turning up for one thing and one thing only. Good food, properly served without rancour. Actually, that’s three things, but that’s not important. Then again, maybe it is.

For let’s be honest here, it is earth-shatteringly important if food is to be served up by this FSW. Of course it is, we can all see that and we can all understand the reasons. Hell’s fire, this one even continues to live near that awful gaff he once managed!! Says it all really - once a person who lives near a horrible gaff, always a person who lives near a horrible gaff, that’s what I always say. Always. Often more than once. And when I do, I then look to see if anybody else agrees with me and, if they do, I’ll press their ’like’ button, because I like nothing better than to press the ’like’ button when it registers ’dislike’ for any FSW, especially this FSW when he turns up at my table uninvited.

Don’t get me wrong, I don‘t expect sympathy [you pressing the ’like’ button is usually enough for me anyway] but, would you believe it, I haven’t really enjoyed a meal in weeks. Went out and stuffed myself away at Leeds - didn’t like it, though. Forced myself, I did, then brought it all back up again with a load of bile just before that Villa game at my favourite eatery. Turned out to be a blessing in disguise, because I only ended up stuffing myself again and needed to make room. Oh well, such is life through the prim and proper prism of modern cooking for me these days. I suppose you can sum it all up in one simple culinary phrase - can’t get the service anymore - and that applies even when I go up market to Delia’s at Norwich. Yep, there is the FSW again, dishing out the orders. Nouvelle cuisine this time. Nowhere near enough goals to keep a grown man happy, especially when I know darn well Robbie would have piled my plate high and it would have been tongue-tinglingly tasty..

Still, at least I’m used to the incessant regurgitation by now and a steady improvement in restaurant quality did mean that Moyes was on the Premiership menu next. I’ve always liked a bit of Moyes. He’s trim, longer term, with lingering taste, you see. A measure of continuity that you can get your teeth into, with silverware always being optional at a Chez Kenwright establishment that has treated its regulars to unrivalled excellence for nigh on nine months. Surely, at long last, this homecoming for the surly FSW would see my appetite for bulimia-avoidance satisfied. But no, not a hope of it, not even an early hiccup could stop the silver-chasing service returning to normal. It is going to be resumed again on Wednesday, when that rabble from Loftus Road arrive for a spot of air pie and a mashing.

Bon Appetit ‘Arry!

[The Big Drog 1,110]

He's priviliged to be a temporary custodian of such a great club after being tarnished at scouseland.

Its good experience for him at training, meeting the players, and to stand in the hallowed Stamford Bridge technical area is an honour for the fat cunt.

Yes because we as a club aren't the least bit lucky to have a two time Uefa coach of the year, a two time La Liga winner with Valencia, a Uefa Cup winner, FA Cup winner and a Champions League winner, to rescue something from this season.

The man has been a God send.

[Fulham Broadway 17,350]

Yes because we as a club aren't the least bit lucky to have a two time Uefa coach of the year, a two time La Liga winner with Valencia, a Uefa Cup winner, FA Cup winner and a Champions League winner, to rescue something from this season.

The man has been a God send.

Like a knife thru butter Big Drog .

Fact remains he is a fat cunt scouse reject (tongue wedged firmly in cheek smiley if there was one)

[bushman 2,043]

Amazing to read the hatred & insults written here.

All for some idiotic comments he made several years ago.

Are we all so limited as to not see what Rafa has done with Chelsea recently ?

Do we want the team to continue winning or are we going to dwell on some groundless comments made by him ?

Personally, I like to see the team moving ahead, winning games & perhaps even winning the PL title.

[Joe Cool 388]

Amazing to read the hatred & insults written here.

All for some idiotic comments he made several years ago.

Are we all so limited as to not see what Rafa has done with Chelsea recently ?

Do we want the team to continue winning or are we going to dwell on some groundless comments made by him ?

Personally, I like to see the team moving ahead, winning games & perhaps even winning the PL title.

Well said. Some of you just need to move the fuck on.

[bushman 2,043]

Well said. Some of you just need to move the fuck on.

Are you included ?

[The Big Drog 1,110]

Like a knife thru butter Big Drog .

Fact remains he is a fat cunt scouse reject (tongue wedged firmly in cheek smiley if there was one)

Lol I have to keep sharp.

[Joe Cool 388]

Are you included ?

Nope, I'm talking about the people who keep on slagging off Rafa no matter what.

[bushman 2,043]

Nope, I'm talking about the people who keep on slagging off Rafa no matter what.

Some like his ways, some do not. Everyone is entitled to an opinion, I feel

However, there is no need to insult him, is there ?

[HNKS 508]

Dont know about you guys but Im sick of hearing the RDM chants. It doesnt help, especially during the Everton game where we are 1-0 down. Yes we all love RDM and yes he did amazing things for us and that wont change. But you cant hear our fans for the other 89 minutes. Its embarrassing.

[DH1988 1,352]

I'd take 4th if you gave it to me now but as long as we keep the same attitude I would expect 3rd or even 2nd.

[The only place to be 11,313]

Dont know about you guys but Im sick of hearing the RDM chants. It doesnt help, especially during the Everton game where we are 1-0 down. Yes we all love RDM and yes he did amazing things for us and that wont change. But you cant hear our fans for the other 89 minutes. Its embarrassing.

People are free to chant what they want, and RDM is a Chelsea legend.

But the Villa game did make me laugh.

Chelsea fans chanting on 16th minute - why? Well we hired this guy after he couldn't get a job in the Championship and then promoted him to manager because no-one else was available. The guy did an amazing job and won us our biggest prize, but then underperformed when he was given the job full-time despite the owner not really wanting to hire him and he was sacked. But he was well-paid and should be far more employable after his stint here.

Aston Villa fans chanting on 19th minute - why? Well, he had cancer......

Oh.

[Ryan Fong 2,776]

People are free to chant what they want, and RDM is a Chelsea legend.

But the Villa game did make me laugh.

Chelsea fans chanting on 16th minute - why? Well we hired this guy after he couldn't get a job in the Championship and then promoted him to manager because no-one else was available. The guy did an amazing job and won us our biggest prize, but then underperformed when he was given the job full-time despite the owner not really wanting to hire him and he was sacked. But he was well-paid and should be far more employable after his stint here.

Aston Villa fans chanting on 19th minute - why? Well, he had cancer......

Oh.

Exactly, I think the RDM chant is enough already. Normally fans chant (standing clapping ovation) for people who is dead or having a life-threatening disease, RDM on the other hand is healthy and fucking loaded.

Just stop it ffs, the chant (standing clapping ovation) is becoming like a curse or a death wish.

[Bosnian Blue 2,471]

Yeah let's make a chant for The Fat One.

[Changingman_2000 876]

He's priviliged to be a temporary custodian of such a great club after being tarnished at scouseland.

Its good experience for him at training, meeting the players, and to stand in the hallowed Stamford Bridge technical area is an honour for the fat cunt.

lol, I couldn't have put it better myself, although I think "fat cunt" is a tad lenient. I'd have gone just a wee bit stronger

[Changingman_2000 876]

It's a point of principle that he shouldn't be employed at our club. Publicly, and very happily slagged off both the club and the fans. Openly stated that he would never be Chelsea Manager......

I, for one, will never forgive him for cunting off our club. For me, it's an even bigger slap in the face for fans than the pathetic Grant appointment.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2236795/Rafa-Benitez-Chelsea-manager-Id-Stamford-Bridge-job.html

[BleedsBlue 1,549]

sorry double post.

[BleedsBlue 1,549]

It's a point of principle that he shouldn't be employed at our club. Publicly, and very happily slagged off both the club and the fans. Openly stated that he would never be Chelsea Manager......

I, for one, will never forgive him for cunting off our club. For me, it's an even bigger slap in the face for fans than the pathetic Grant appointment.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2236795/Rafa-Benitez-Chelsea-manager-Id-Stamford-Bridge-job.html

http://u.goal.com/171200/171263.jpg

this picture explains why he's here.

[Tomo 21,751]

It's a point of principle that he shouldn't be employed at our club. Publicly, and very happily slagged off both the club and the fans. Openly stated that he would never be Chelsea Manager......

I, for one, will never forgive him for cunting off our club. For me, it's an even bigger slap in the face for fans than the pathetic Grant appointment.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2236795/Rafa-Benitez-Chelsea-manager-Id-Stamford-Bridge-job.html

What he actually said what he would not quit Liverpool for Chelsea, as he was linked in Mourinho's last days, he never said anything about never ever taking that job.