The Australian Discussion Thread featuring 7 years

[Spike 12,049]

Isn't this the same thing that you posted earlier, except with Jake instead of Baz?

It can be sung about anyone, genius. Mate, you would probably die if you went on a binge with me.

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

It can be sung about anyone, genius. Mate, you would probably die if you went on a binge with me.

He would die if he went on a binge.

He has 2 shots of vodka and he's gone..

[Spike 12,049]

He would die if he went on a binge.

He has 2 shots of vodka and he's gone..

Drinking is fun and I've been having too much fun, recently.

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

Drinking is fun and I've been having too much fun, recently.

Shame you aren't very good at it

[Spike 12,049]

Shame you aren't very good at it

The pubs in my town have to close at 12. My mates and I average about 4-5 beers an hour. We usually do shots in their too. It's really harsh to have to drink so quickly, but whatever.

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

The pubs in my town have to close at 12. My mates and I average about 4-5 beers an hour. We usually do shots in their too. It's really harsh to have to drink so quickly, but whatever.

Pints or bottles?

[capriccioso 2,545]

He would die if he went on a binge.

He has 2 shots of vodka and he's gone..

Oh fuck off.

I am not gone, it just rather quickly affects my ability to type.

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

Oh fuck off.

I am not gone, it just rather quickly affects my ability to type.

Practically pass out on the keyboarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[capriccioso 2,545]

Practically pass out on the keyboarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

No, in drunk typing mode its more like 'keyvoafrd'

[Spike 12,049]

Pints or bottles?

It's hard to find pints in Australia so we usually drink Schooners which are 425ml (15fl oz) while pints are 570ml(20fl oz).

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

It's hard to find pints in Australia so we usually drink Schooners which are 425ml (15fl oz) while pints are 570ml(20fl oz).

Yeah not bad then, I usually drink 3/4 pints. Although I drink cider so obviously it's easier to drink.

[capriccioso 2,545]

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It's hard to find pints in Australia so we usually drink Schooners which are 425ml (15fl oz) while pints are 570ml(20fl oz).

Our schooners are a bit bigger in NSW, about 500ml. The sizes vary state to state.

[Spike 12,049]

Yeah not bad then, I usually drink 3/4 pints. Although I drink cider so obviously it's easier to drink.

I'm not a very big guy either, as you may know. I always end up doing something crazy at the pub. One time when I was blind drunk, I sculled an entire schooner of beer and then threw the glass over my head.

[Spike 12,049]

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Our schooners are a bit bigger in NSW, about 500ml. The sizes vary state to state.

I got that information from Wiki. I actually have no idea how big they are in QLD.

[Kezza 1,965]

Yeah not bad then, I usually drink 3/4 pints. Although I drink cider so obviously it's easier to drink.

Snakebites?

Screw beer, it just makes you feel bloated and it takes forever to get pissed. I just hit the bourbons.

[capriccioso 2,545]

See? I'm hardly a bad drinker. I only lose my finger to eye coordination. Spike loses his wits.

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

I'm not a very big guy either, as you may know. I always end up doing something crazy at the pub. One time when I was blind drunk, I sculled an entire schooner of beer and then threw the glass over my head.

Haha you sound like one of my mates. He smashes things over his head for the fun of it.......Although he tends to be sober. He's pretty crazy!

[capriccioso 2,545]

I got that information from Wiki. I actually have no idea how big they are in QLD.

That particular wiki page is awful.