The Australian Discussion Thread featuring 7 years

[Kezza 1,965]

This is from New Zealand but they're practically just another state of Australia ( ) so we're claiming this as our own:

http://knowyourmeme....emes/nek-minnit

Bullshit!

He belongs here! Just like you try to claim Pineapple lumps!

(Dots are spots, as in way of smoking weed)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUz7SfFZQI4&feature=related

NZ Police

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

This is from New Zealand but they're practically just another state of Australia () so we're claiming this as our own:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nek-minnit

No Joke, I heard NZ weren't financially strong enough to even be a state in Australia. That says alot when we have fucking South Australia and Tasmania as states LOL.

[Kezza 1,965]

No Joke, I heard NZ weren't financially strong enough to even be a state in Australia. That says alot when we have fucking South Australia and Tasmania as states LOL.

Where did you hear that?

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Where did you hear that?

I think it was on 'A Current Affair' which is a News/Current events program here in Oz.

[Kezza 1,965]

Didnt wana be a state of straya anyway.

You can keep your carbon emissions tax thank you very much.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Didnt wana be a state of straya anyway.

You can keep your carbon emissions tax thank you very much.

But Straya 'wuvs' you Kiwis

...Most of the time

[capriccioso 2,545]

Yes, we do love our friends from across 'The Dutch'.

[Spike 12,049]

You are a pom

Well my ancestory agrees.

See cunt, I can type fine drunk.

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

Well my ancestory agrees.

See cunt, I can type fine drunk.

Go to bed, you're embarrassing yourself!

[Spike 12,049]

Go to bed, you're embarrassing yourself!

I embarass myself when I'm sobre.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Go to bed, you're embarrassing yourself!

Quick lesson in Australian English:

A cunt is a friend of yours.

Someone you call mate is a cunt.

Spike just paid you a compliment, you cunt.

[capriccioso 2,545]

I wonder if we should make the Europeans reach for urban dictionary...

How go the bush pigs, Spike?

[capriccioso 2,545]

Alright, Aussies, Englishmen:

This is the final battle!

http://www.espncricinfo.com/england-v-australia-2012/engine/current/match/534218.html

Without wankers like Johnson and Smith in the team we might just win this one. Bailey and Forrest still don't inspire much confidence. Good to see Hilfenhaus and Pattinson in there.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Oh you enormous cocks:

5.2

Finn to Forrest, OUT, and he's now the old batsman. That looks plumb.

PJ Forrest lbw b Finn 0 (1b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0.00

Forrest is the new batsman ...

5.1

Finn to Warner, OUT, 140.0 kph, a huge appeal for lbw but the umpire is unmoved. England have asked for a review. The ball was full and straight. Warner should have been playing forward but he wasn't. He hasn't played forward to anything today. He tried to close the face of the bat this time and play towards square, he missed and was struck plumb in front. That ball pitched on leg and middle and was going to hit middle. Plumb.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Forrest......*Facepalm* It'll be pretty dire for us Aussie fans in the next few years. Massive transition needed.

[capriccioso 2,545]

This is a fucking embarrassment. If you're going to lose, at least do it with some dignity. Australia have set a new record low for themselves, this is the worst start to an ODI by an Australian team ever.

On the plus side, Pattinson and Hilfenhaus and possibly even Lee might have a lot of fun today. All about shitting our way to 200 then bowling England out for 150. In the long run for a mediocre side like what Australia has become, it is far better to have a potent bowling attack and a rubbish batting line up. At least you can still win test matches by having a lethal battery of pacemen.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Broad replaces Finn, the quality in this England attack is endless.

Any chance we can borrow one of them for a while? We'll give you Welgedera, Randiv and Pradeep for just one. Everyone's happy, England get a few proven test-class players (lol) that'll win over the Asian migrant support and England's spare quicks get match practice. And Sri Lanka win test matches

[capriccioso 2,545]

Richie Benaud has a little equation with ODI cricket that more often than not works out correct:

Take a teams score at the end of 30 overs, double it and subtract 10 runs for every wicket they had lost by the 30th over.

At 4/68, Australia, at best will be 4/110 after 30 overs. 170 may well be all we can muster .