We Hate Scouse 10,330 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Though that may change. A 9 year old Australian Irish boy has just signed for Barcelona. Now 99% he won't make it through, but if he does... http://www.heraldsun...x-1226428224466Fixed.Zak and his family have returned to their home country of Ireland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 17, 2012 Author Share Posted July 17, 2012 Fixed.May his career crash and burn, then. The traitor! Well, if England can raid Southern Africa to boost it's cricket and cycling ranks, we can claim Christian Vieri and this kid as our own! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,887 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 He was named as the greatest ever Socceroo (NOT the greatest ever Australian footballer- just the greatest to wear the national shirt). If it was the greatest player overall that Scouse bloke Johnston or Viduka would have crushed Kewell.Also as a nation we've never relied on stars in football. We're not like England, we don't overhype our "Golden Generation". We just tell them to shut the fuck up and play for the country. The sum of the whole > the sum of the parts.Still terrible because Harry Kewell is a cunt. Mark Viduka and his Celtic days = godly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,887 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 LOL " FUCKING PIRATE CUNTS" "FAT CUNTS" "MORE FAT CUNTS"I giggled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 LOL " FUCKING PIRATE CUNTS" "FAT CUNTS" "MORE FAT CUNTS"I giggled.Arabs n shit. haha, its funny cause its actuali how they view the world!(Cept we don't shag sheep) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,887 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Arabs n shit. haha, its funny cause its actuali how they view the world!(Cept we don't shag sheep)People from Aberdeen shag sheep, hence why their football teams nickname is the sheep shaggers. Do you still grieve over the loss of Steve Irwin I do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 19, 2012 Author Share Posted July 19, 2012 That map is incorrect. All Eastern/Southern Europeans are wogs. As are some from the Middle East, like Turks/Lebanese/etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Aussie drinking song.Bazza an Aussie, he is true blue.He is a piss pot through and through.He is a bastard so they say.He tried to go to heaven but he went the other way.So drink it, down, down, down (repeat 'down' till they finish)If they finish their drink:What about Bazza? He is alright.If they don't: What about Bazza? He is piss weak.Suprised I learnt that given that I remember nothing of that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 20, 2012 Author Share Posted July 20, 2012 Isn't this the same thing that you posted earlier, except with Jake instead of Baz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Isn't this the same thing that you posted earlier, except with Jake instead of Baz?It can be sung about anyone, genius. Mate, you would probably die if you went on a binge with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,330 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 It can be sung about anyone, genius. Mate, you would probably die if you went on a binge with me.He would die if he went on a binge.He has 2 shots of vodka and he's gone.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 He would die if he went on a binge.He has 2 shots of vodka and he's gone..Drinking is fun and I've been having too much fun, recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,330 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Drinking is fun and I've been having too much fun, recently.Shame you aren't very good at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Shame you aren't very good at it The pubs in my town have to close at 12. My mates and I average about 4-5 beers an hour. We usually do shots in their too. It's really harsh to have to drink so quickly, but whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,330 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 The pubs in my town have to close at 12. My mates and I average about 4-5 beers an hour. We usually do shots in their too. It's really harsh to have to drink so quickly, but whatever.Pints or bottles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 23, 2012 Author Share Posted July 23, 2012 He would die if he went on a binge.He has 2 shots of vodka and he's gone..Oh fuck off.I am not gone, it just rather quickly affects my ability to type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,330 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Oh fuck off.I am not gone, it just rather quickly affects my ability to type.Practically pass out on the keyboarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 23, 2012 Author Share Posted July 23, 2012 Practically pass out on the keyboardddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddNo, in drunk typing mode its more like 'keyvoafrd' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Pints or bottles?It's hard to find pints in Australia so we usually drink Schooners which are 425ml (15fl oz) while pints are 570ml(20fl oz). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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