The Australian Discussion Thread featuring 7 years

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

At your place...........

IM A WANKER

IM A WANKER

IM A WANKER, YES I AM

BUT I'D RATHER BE A WANKER

THAN A BORING AUSSIE FAN

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

[capriccioso 2,545]

2003! 3-1!!!

We beat you in London as well.

This lineup:

Was defeated by this one:

Have some of that, Scouseman!!! Your 'Golden Generation' was shit even when they were good!

My oh my, look at that. Scholes, Beckham, Campbell, Ferdinand, Ashley Cole, Gary Neville, Michael Owen, Frank Lampard. All world class players.

Undone by Tony Popovic, 'Silent' Stan Lazaridis, Scott 'Chippers the Bus Driver' Chipperfield and John 'Wog' Aloisi.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Incredible, Poms know how to sing! They are automatically better! Fitting Logic for people like Pommies.

[capriccioso 2,545]

How's it feel knowing your descendants are criminals?

Huh?

Do you mean ancestors?

Well I'll have you know, my ancestors on the Indian side have farmed goats for centuries! The Sri Lankan side were fishermen/middle class professionals (teachers, clerks, receptionists etc.)

[capriccioso 2,545]

Anyway lets list the nations achievements:

England/UK: 1966 FIFA World Cup, 2003 Rugby World Cup.

Australia: Sir Donald Bradman, the man who dominated his sport so much that no one in any sport can claim to be that good.

1920 5-0 win over England in cricket

2006/07 5-0 win over England in cricket

8 consecutive wins over England in cricket (1989-2005).

COME BACK WHEN YOU WIN 5-0.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Anyway lets list the nations achievements:

England/UK: 1966 FIFA World Cup, 2003 Rugby World Cup.

Australia: Sir Donald Bradman, the man who dominated his sport so much that no one in any sport can claim to be that good.

1920 5-0 win over England in cricket

2006/07 5-0 win over England in cricket

8 consecutive wins over England in cricket (1989-2005).

COME BACK WHEN YOU WIN 5-0.

:clap:

[capriccioso 2,545]

Youtube chants

We have a better one, coming from our 3-1 victory over England in London.

"EVEN TONY, EVEN TONY, EVEN TONY POPOVIC SCORED."

And another one for cricket:

"COME BACK WHEN YOU WIN 5-0, COME BACK WHEN YOU WIN 5-0."

[capriccioso 2,545]

On the subject of Australia vs. England

Michael Slater's cackle at 0:45 is just hilarious!

[Spike 12,049]

WOW, a crowd singing their national anthem! I have never ever seen that before. That is absolutely fucking remarkable! Fucking hell that is just awe-inspiring. I don't think they do that anywhere else. Other countries simply must know of this new fad! We have been missing out for far too long.....................................

England doesn't have a national anthem. God Save the Queen is the anthem on the UK...

[Ollie 4,400]

Don't wank over a friendly lol. Shame we aint played u in a proper game. Think we've won 3 ashes in 4, whipping you 4-1 in Aus not long ago and currently winning 2-0 in the ODI's which rain stopped us from the chance at 5-0 which was possible. Past is past, England are better than Australia currently at Cricket and Football. Rugby tho you are the better. The England - Australia sport rivalry is a good one tho. Australia were the best for ages at cricket, now we have the chance to do to you what you've done to us (hopefully).

[capriccioso 2,545]

In summary, all England has on Australia is:

• A fucking huge empire, that fell apart some 70 years ago.
  

While Australia has:

• Better weather
  
• Significantly better sporting pedigree
  
• Better names for cities/places (Harrow and Emu Plains great examples of the differences).
  
• Me.
  

[capriccioso 2,545]

Don't wank over a friendly lol. Shame we aint played u in a proper game. Think we've won 3 ashes in 4, whipping you 4-1 in Aus not long ago and currently winning 2-0 in the ODI's which rain stopped us from the chance at 5-0 which was possible. Past is past, England are better than Australia currently at Cricket and Football. Rugby tho you are the better. The England - Australia sport rivalry is a good one tho. Australia were the best for ages at cricket, now we have the chance to do to you what you've done to us (hopefully).

I don't think so, the South Africans are coming for you.

[Spike 12,049]

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Don't wank over a friendly lol. Shame we aint played u in a proper game. Think we've won 3 ashes in 4, whipping you 4-1 in Aus not long ago and currently winning 2-0 in the ODI's which rain stopped us from the chance at 5-0 which was possible. Past is past, England are better than Australia currently at Cricket and Football. Rugby tho you are the better. The England - Australia sport rivalry is a good one tho. Australia were the best for ages at cricket, now we have the chance to do to you what you've done to us (hopefully).

England will NEVER dominate Australia like how we dominated you. NEVER. The whoopings will be back in a few years. Not the upcoming Ashes series (which I expect us to lose) but soon. Past is past? That's a good copout in Football but it doesn't work in Cricket. All the stats agree with me Australia > England