Chelsea to play Bayern Munich in the Final

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Praying Bayern win tonight, because they're distinctly average.

Bayern are not 'Average' my friend. They have weapons of mass destruction in their team (Robben, Ribery, Gomez) and have Schweinsteiger as well who has experience and can be the glue to their Midfield. They are a very good side. Although, like everyone has said, their Defence is their big weakness. I would rather play them than Jose and the well oiled, CR7 lead Madrid

[Ollie 4,400]

I've watched Bayern play great games this season and very poor games too. I think anyone here would rather get Bayern Munich but everyone would rather beat Real Madrid. Bayern have not even won their league again and Real are flying atm.

We have a good record against Madrid and we have a good record against Ronaldo. But seriously Real Madrid will hammer Bayern today so although we all want Bayern, it is Real Madrid who we will get. 100% sure about that.

[Thor 2,745]

Praying Bayern win tonight, because they're distinctly average.

I largely agree due to how their talent meshes. But then you look at the names on the field, and really, they are just as talented as Real.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Jose will cut off his right arm now to beat Chelsea in the Final and Rub it into Roman's face. Expect a big performance from Madrid. They will show no mercy as Jose wants our blood. You can see it now, the narrative for the final will be Mourinho vs Chelsea, after all these years. He faces his boys at Chelsea in the twilight of their Career's, in possibly their last CL. One final encounter between Jose and the very spine he created, Cech,Terry (even though he's not playing), Lampard and Drogba

[Cosmin 2,484]

Bayern, but it's gonna be really hard for them.

[ulsterchelsea 3,221]

Bayern I think but the way we are getting results ill take anyone

[Fulham Broadway 17,363]

Munich just edge it for me. In the Allianz we will again be the underdogs with back to the wall

Couldnt stand Mourinho out thinking the tactics, and putting a consoling arm round Lampard at the end

[Matt_093 0]

Bayern. With hopefully some of their team suspended.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I actually think Bayern are the better team, but I really don't want Mourinho's mind games in the final.

[diskoviolente 425]

There is no way that Bayern can´t grind out a result at Madrid.

Just look on what happened last night. Bayern are the underdogs clearly, but they have a point to prove after letting Dortmund defend the title while Bayern looking all owa la fucking place because of their inner team disaray.

I don´t care who we get to be honest. It will be hard and unbelievebly tense anyway. We have no need to belittle ourselves. Chelsea possibly had the hardest runt he CL this season. And we still did it. I still can´t believe it. I am just about to land and coming back into the real world after last night. Watching Torres goal over and over. G Nev clearly had some sort of footballing orgasm, which makes me a bit uncomfortable to listen to.

Anyway, we have to prepare very carefully for this match with all the absentees. Maybe Essien on as right back ? Just for old times sake ?

Mikel and possibly Oriol in mid ? I have no idea what team we should send out against either side, as both possible opponents have the tendency to steam roller teams. Another big night for our shattered back four. Hopefully Luiz and Cahill are fit to play.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Can someone link me to the Neville orgasm? Sounds hilarious.

Edit: Never mind. Here's the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRLzgl6Aoww&feature=related

[Madmax 9,219]

He actually sounds like he's falling headfirst into a bottomless ravine.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

He actually sounds like he's falling headfirst into a bottomless ravine.

How many people have you heard falling headfirst into a bottomless ravine?

[Jype 6,398]

I don't give a fuck which one it is going to be, I'm just so happy we're actually in the final. Who would've thought after Napoli first leg?

[capriccioso 2,545]

How many people have you heard falling headfirst into a bottomless ravine?

What was he doing anyway? I can't bring myself to think that Red Nev is suddenly a Chelsea fan. Always had plenty of respect for him as a player, mind. Wore his heart on his sleeves. His celebrations in front of the Kop at Anfield were brilliant.

[magicrico 175]

I'd rather Bayern, they are so dangerous though, Gomes is a monster, Robben,Bastien and Ribery....4 Ridiculous players, BUT I still think we could take them on their own patch.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

I think that Neville orgasm has become my favourite piece of Football commentary ever. Just frickin classic!

[chelsea blue 615]

Bayern

[chelseasince68 21]

Take who ever comes along. For's and Against for both.

Bayern will have home advantage

Real will have Jose tactile genuis.

After last night you just feel our name is on it.

We at last got some luck in this tournament after The Ghost BinDippers goal in 2005, losing on pens to the Murdering Scum 2007, The Slip in 2008, and being cheated by not 1 not 2 not 3 no4 pens not being given in 2009

Our time has come.

Shame abot JT but that was is own fault, feel sorry for Ivanovic and Rameries

Onwards and upwards Chelsea

[capriccioso 2,545]

I think that Neville orgasm has become my favourite piece of Football commentary ever. Just frickin classic!

Nothing will ever beat that.