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If we are really in a transition year, may be you should try Lukaku and sturridge as striker this season and also recall KDB and should not buy falcao or another striker before summer.

We won't win the champ league and the premier league, but we could at least finish 4th and may be win one or two trophies (club world cup and one league cup or FA). This could be more than honorable for such a young team.

Don't forget FFP, if we can get rid of Torres, this would be a bonus.

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If we are really in a transition year, you should may be try Lukaku and sturridge as striker this season and also recall KDB and should not buy falcao or another striker before summer.

We won't win the champ league and the premier league, but we could at least finish 4th and may be win one or two trophies (club world cup and one league cup or FA). This could be more than honorable for such a young team.

Don't forget FFP.

u do make a good point but if we persist with torres (because i dont see lukaku starting before sturridge and sturridge himself has barely got any time so far, so its like calling all 3 of them as torres), it would be like conceding the ucl without a fight. whereas if we buy a big striker or any striker it would create pressure on the players to give a true fight. so just for the sake of the squad and the team i want a new striker.
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Romulu Lukaku is all power, all beast. The very essence of African power and physicality is captured in this anthromorphic incarnation. His left foot so powerful that he doesn't even need a right, he shot is so devastating that he doesn't need a first touch. Finesse, subtlety, flair all mean nothing to the Belgian whose muscles with a single flex make women grow testicles and impregnante men. Power, brutality, power, pace, strength, speed, power, mass, Rolu has it all and more. Even the almighty Heskey is afraid of the Congo Belgian, so afraid that merely being in the same hemisphere as Rolu was too much...hehad to move to Australia. To call Rolu anything besides a demi-god is an insult, he surpasses even the Messiah, Lionel. Where Messiah is sunburnt, Rolu merely laughs whilst staring at the sun. Messiah can not score against Chelsea for everytime he fails, that is why he remains at Barcelona, he is no threat to the Ogliarch. Rolu was bought by Chelsea because the Roman Abramovic feared the demi-god of the Congo...feared his left foot.

The biceps, the pecks, the tongue, the dreadlocks, the fear.

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Romulu Lukaku is all power, all beast. The very essence of African power and physicality is captured in this anthromorphic incarnation. His left foot so powerful that he doesn't even need a right, he shot is so devastating that he doesn't need a first touch. Finesse, subtlety, flair all mean nothing to the Belgian whose muscles with a single flex make women grow testicles and impregnante men. Power, brutality, power, pace, strength, speed, power, mass, Rolu has it all and more. Even the almighty Heskey is afraid of the Congo Belgian, so afraid that merely being in the same hemisphere as Rolu was too much...hehad to move to Australia. To call Rolu anything besides a demi-god is an insult, he surpasses even the Messiah, Lionel. Where Messiah is sunburnt, Rolu merely laughs whilst staring at the sun. Messiah can not score against Chelsea for everytime he fails, that is why he remains at Barcelona, he is no threat to the Ogliarch. Rolu was bought by Chelsea because the Roman Abramovic feared the demi-god of the Congo...feared his left foot.

The biceps, the pecks, the tongue, the dreadlocks, the fear.

you must stop having those Joey hormone injections

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