Alan Partridge

He's a rival to me now had some good years but a lot of bad shit happened during his time. I loved his first era but he just didn't seem the same last time. I hope he wins nothing at United

We better not be fucking about this window

Not so special these days from champions to the relegation zone. Not that arsed about him going to United, 3 seasons and he will cause problems and lose the plot. He won't find it easy at United and if he doesn't win the league in the first 2 seasons I'm sure questions will be asked

Would definitely have him back should have just loaned him out in the first place Thanks Jose! Haha

32 point behind the top should be enough to force a change.

Same old shit

4 in 4 now hope he stays at Madrid Probably his last shot at playing in an international tournament this summer.

Scored again, good on him

"Overrated, old" blah blah because he really isn't an improvement on Matic and Mikel... Hes still a great player

No reason why it can't happen unless the board want to continue doing business on the cheap and buy shit.

If he wants to go the let him. If he stays and plays like he did this season Conte will drop him anyway from what I've heard about him. I don't think he ever wanted to leave Spain, on current form we wouldn't miss him.

Wouldn't even make top 5 PL keepers this season he's been pathetic.

He needs to go, I don't think he's cut out for this league

People seriously still saying he doesn't turn up in big games? He proved them wrong on that years ago.

Eto'o relied on his pace to get goals, Torres relied on acceleration . Zlatan is more like Drogba who uses his size and strength although Zlatan has more skills than anyone I've just mentioned.

The guy is about 6'4! Very skilful and strong. He doesn't need pace to score goals. He's scored lots of goals everywhere he's played

Still in top form he's good for another 2-3 years sign him!

I'd still take Zlatan even at 34 or whatever he is now. Although hed have to be number 1 striker but if we play 4-4-2 next season it could work. Sell remy and keep Triaore

This is no blip the squad is shit and rapidly declining

Jose will win cups at United then lose the plot and will be gone within 2-4 seasons. Classic Jose

Thanks for the mess you left behind Jose this "team" is pathetic hope Conte kicks some arses and gets to sort this joke of a team out

If we want to be a top team again they have to get it right, no papering over cracks buying cheap shit players. If we want to be scrapping it out for 4th then carry on the way we are

Would rather have schurrle back than Hazard playing like a total donkey. Sell him and buy Reus! Or someone who actually can score a goal that isn't a penalty. Joe Cole and Duff were great players but didn't have as much talent as Hazard, difference being Joe and Duff always worked extremely hard for the team and looked liked they wanted to play for us. Willian can be frustrating but for most of the season he's put the effort in, even Torres looked more bothered about playing than Hazard

Season pretty much over now. We will be better off without Europa league next season. FA Cup? Meh

Same old shit we ain't getting 4th anyway so no bother.