Alan Partridge

This is what happens when we sack a manager too often. One manager doesn't want a player so we sell, another comes in that likes him and we buy. Id id have him back he can be solid when he's not charging up the other end. To be fair he's assisted and scored some good goals. One of those guys that can lose and win you games. He's a good character to have too

Well that's not good news! Like I said expect another window like before where we were linked to top players and end up with merieles. Stop gaping will not work! Our defense is terrible and we won't keep clean sheets. I doubt we can make it until Jan being in a decent league position. Clubs don't even want to sell in Jan, this window was the best time to do business

Not sure if we can hold a decent league position until Jan. A snail could walk through our defense

I'm starting to accept that every bid we make is going to be rejected and we won't buy any good players. Mid table finish here we come! Seriously though, leaving it to deadline day isn't a good idea. Clubs aren't desperate to sell and many won't let their best leave with no replacement. Hopefully some clubs just get tempted by the transfer fee

Aren't they after a loan of one of our players? Fuck em!

How about a cheeky loan with option to buy next season? If only he's better than Oscar and seeing as Jose took all the creativity out of our team he would be a good choice

Hmmmmm I'd like it to happen but I can't see it going ahead

Buy! Quality player

Desperately need a CB and possibly a CM and striker, we go and buy a new keeper? Welcome to CFC - where transfers are dragged out to the max and lacking areas aren't fixed.

Yeah, look how quickly Jose got his players at United. We are obviously still trying to haggle with fees but we finished 10th. Invest big now and let Conte pick his players in the long run it will save money. Rather that than sack another manager and pay them off and get in the odd few players every window. We are shit because since Joses first time hear no manager has had the opportunity to build their own team with decent investment

With Kante we aren't going to have teams walk through our midfield. Our defense is still poor but having him in front will help out for now. Go out and play football with some passion otherwise they'll be going home with contes show up their arse. Hopefully Costa is on form today. What I saw from Hazard recently will cause them lots of problems. 3-1 win. Don't see us keeping clean sheets until we add new defenders.

Can we have a whip around and drop some cash off at his house so he can buy some fucking players he needs! In in all seriousness, hurry up! I can't bare another season of shit

Tic toc.....

I seem to remember him saying FFP was a joke (I agree) because teams like United benefited from it compared to other clubs. Then accused United and others of trying to buy the league. How much have United spent so far? If they don't win the title I am going to enjoy laughing at that hypocrite for some time.

If Conte wants him and he's not going straight out on loan then I back the transfer. Don't want to see another signing that gets loaned out and never plays for us

I hope it all comes crashing down for him. He is not Chelsea and people need to realise that, he joined a direct rival so fuck him. Ill give it 2 years until he throws a tantrum and pisses everyone off

Someone remind them where we finished last season

We can't even buy a CB at the moment what a fucking joke our board are. We will concede goals every game with the current back 4 just like last season.

£40 million? We are getting robbed!

Nice! Conte doing a great job

Great, so apparently Henrikh Mkhitaryan is going to United. Get a fucking move on Chelsea! Or we will fall way behind. Hazards recent form will be like a new signing if he continues to play well

Let him stay and win sod all where he is

The football manager thing don't mean shit neither does the new contract he signed. If if he is willing to move and Madrid really want Costa back then hopefully something can happen. I personally think he will stay

It's hard not to get frustrated considering where we finished last season. Hopefulky we will buy some decent players soon otherwise we are going to get blown away by City and United in the transfer market