Special Juan

Blind out for 6 months.

In a pram, more like

Gutted for Omeruo and Mikel.

We've moved on as a club despite Mikel still being here, right now he is a decent back up to Matic and no more. Been a great servant and deserves credit for that, we now have an absolute monster occupying that position who happens to be, in my eyes, the best holding midfielder in Europe.

In the meantime they have to put up with Mario Flopotelli

United are right now in a complete mess, hence the pressing of the panic button.

Would love to see them slip down the table further.

Incredible how quick he jumped up after going to ground like a fucking fanny.

Seems lots of talk in the press about this transfer....would be brilliant if it does go through.

A new Mr Men character has been suggested, based on Mario Balotelli. Mr Sitter. I tried to download the new Band-Aid song to raise money for victims of the ebola outbreak, But my anti-virus software wouldn't let me.

Matic played a full 90 I read this morning, but he's a truck, so it won't be a problem.

Cesc's woman is lovely.

Lumping money on Scotland tonight, can see England buckling under a top atmosphere and the usual shite on show from Rooney and Co.

People are trying to get a subject back on topic and you are fanning the fire more by having a pop at someones grammar. Come on man, help us out here.

Injured apparently. http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/boro-face-anxious-wait-after-8120005

*Arms folded, no problem* Jose wins.

Must be an amazing feeling to come onto a forum, troll the shit out of it, get people biting and then get a kick out of it..... Shame it won't last, I will be clearing up the place in due course. Anymore of this off topic nonsense and it's warnings/bans. Sort it out now.

Looking forward to waking up Saturday morning knowing there is a game happening. Come on the Chels.

Congo 0-2 Nigeria He didn't start, but good win.

I just got myself an Oscar Pistorius Advent Calendar that Smirnoff have just brought out. There's a shot behind every door.

Reus- Possible Varane- No for me Bale- More chance of me getting a tit wank off Kim Kardashian

Cocky and Liverpool are a great match.

It hasn't, but I'm saying they don't need Reus.

Real Madrid do not need Marco Reus in any shape or form.

Me basically saying I couldn't give a shit who scores for them.