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Its imperative that it's kept in tip top to ensure our Home Record continues. The artificial lights that create 'sunlight' were an inspired buy. Used in the Summer to grow da 'erbs.

They should have given him one with CUNT on the back.

Definitely,and I'd still prefer to rely on him for big games. Hard to believe he turns 35 next month. If he was in Serie A they'd play him till he was 40 odd.

Well how do other clubs manage ? its a combination of revenue accrued, advertising, shirts and tat, creative accounting, admission prices, creative selling and buying of players, and planning ahead. I don't think you get much 'cash injection' or raiding of savings from the Glaziers personal fortune. Even Abramovichs £14 000,000,000 didnt allow Mourinho to buy any players when we got Pizarro, Sidwell, and Benny from Crossroads on freebies.

Chelsea's veteran midfielder Claude Makelele has been handed an unofficial coaching role at Stamford Bridge by boss Avram Grant. Makelele: Wants to coach . Chelsea can clinch a club record 10 straight wins in all competitions with victory over Portsmouth at the weekend and Makelele he is happy to be out on the pitch as well as helping out with coaching duties. "Playing again feels really good," admitted Makelele, who recently had an operation on a perforated left ear. "I have come back a bit early after my ear operation because the team needs me but I know my body and I am fine. "I didn't play too much over Christmas but that was because the manager and me had a deal to keep me fresh and ready for this important time. "The manager has told me he needs me for the big games to use my experience to do what is needed. "But my responsibility is no longer just on the pitch. It is in training. It is off the pitch with the group and I am happy when I can do this to give my experience before I stop playing. "My job now is also to give all my experience to the younger players in midfield and teach them now to improve their game. "I teach them how to get in positions, how best to move on the pitch and make things difficult for the opponent. Players need to know when to pass, when to move and when to keep the ball. All these things are important. "Now I am in a good position to help the younger players with this and not only make them better as individuals but also to work better for the team." From Team Talk. If true a cynic would say its another symptom of Grant not knowing what to do. Still, I'm sure he'll be a good coach, and would prefer him to Grant full time.

Lol they would be annoying. Why dont you think it would work ?

No surprise really, Ballack and Anelka will hopefully do the business.

Dont know is the short answer, but they've top people working on it lawyers etc. and almost every large company you deal with everyday is owned by a multitude of shareholders. Its not like that other fan buyout where they make decisions online about team selection etc, this is purely ownership by people who allegedly care about the club, rather than some profit seeking parasite.

Well it seems fairly simple, you buy a bit and can sell it anytime. Barca with the Spanish socialist tradition, limits the amount owned by any individual or consortium. With this Liverpool lark, it depends if Rogan Taylor et al will limit the number of share allocations. Its a new venture, and there are obviously doubts, but the only difference is that there would be loads of owners instead of one. I dont think there would be many actual scousers buying in, as it's a steep amount for your average person. But with the Premiership being advertised throughout the globe, I dont think there would be many problems with finding enough investors.

Presumably you'd have the option to sell your share anytime, and unless they went into serious freefall, any Premiership clubs value is constantly increasing.

If it was a poster of Avram, apart from scaring the kids, you would need to ask some deep searching questions.

Ha Ha Ha ! -The family have said the funeral is going to be in line with his career, the cremation service titled ''You've been Flamed''. Detectives found a glove next to his corpse. Although baffled as to the cause of death, they suspect it had a small hand in it.

Well thank you very much JBD -I think you have a way with words yourself when it comes to our shared club ! Its nostalgic but the Chelsea Independent, and Red Card had club talk pitched at the right level not targetting Tarquins and Jemimahs, and they had humour as well, and definitely not fucken ' Tambling Packages for Reading game at £295 +VAT

Ha Ha Ha

Ha Ha Ha nice one. -another loanee goes out. Still waiting for Stoch to be given a first team appearance, hes supposed to be one of the best.

You certainly have a stalker..er fan there CM. Yid fan in the Times; At Tottenham, we have been proud Yids (Jewish and non-Jewish) for years. In fact, I remember at the ‘81 cup final when I was 13, I saw three skinheads wearing yamalkas. I do not accept this utter rubbish from these buffoons that, because we call ourselves Yids, it stirs up anti-semitism. It would happen anyway. As for Martin Berliner, he supports a club who I well remember used to throw bananas at Garth Crooks and hiss every time we went there. I have been a proud Yid since 1977 and I shall take an Israeli flag to the Arab Emirates Stadium when Spurs go there on 22 December - and I shall shove it in the face of anti-semitism. You will never ever stop 36,000 fans singing ‘Yid Army’ and thank God for that. Neal Cohen Edgware

Wow, what an impressive record. Will be 4 years next month, will we reach the 100 mark ?? And when you think some of those games against Arse, Scousers, Man United etc it's all the more impressive. Will it ever be bettered. I sincerely doubt it. It's footballing history kids

I wouldnt be surprised if they pull it off somehow. Vast swathes of their fan base are not yer stereotypical scousers. They have middle class Irish, yanks, Asians, and Scandinavians who would like a piece of it. Believe me a £ 5000 investment would reap dividends. Failing that ,they can always plead for a lottery grant, being City of Culture and all that . Still, make doubly sure to lock up yer doors now

Just perusing the February issue, and I'm tempted to splash out on the chalets in Villars-sur-Ollon, Switzerland -a snip at 2.2 million, and I did fancy the 'rarri Scagletti F1 only £142 995. Oh and that bottle of water a reader found whilst holidaying in the French West Indies called 'Didier'. Laugh ? I nearly shat. Cynicism aside, there are a few good bits, article on SWP -oh and a pic of Ashley with Cheryl titled Stand by Your Man ! Uncanny, unless they knew he'd been knobbing around. Anyone else think the mag is a glossy piece of tat right up its own arse ? or is it ok ?

Yeah, people mock him for his crass TV programmes, Game for a Laugh, Are You Being Framed and all that, yet apparently he was a sensitive, caring type ,who had thousands of books, and did a lot for charity. Therefore, for that alone we should give him a BIG HAND.

Wait till those rugby cunts are let loose on it...

..and retarded posters...

Claudio described it best - ''The Peetch , it eez a beetch''

Lol, Well they are a global club and have fans world wide who maybe interested, ie your dad Meera ?

Port's posted it up somewhere. Well stating the bleedin obvious we got the three points, but it was the Chelsea of old, -countless chances with 80% domination. One goal lead, as we know is so fragile, but so be it, and we're still in with a very good chance of overhauling the red teams.