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Shouldn't be shown if the relatives dont want it to be. The Film Company getting in quick to fuel the demand. Sick really.

I think it was only you and me defending him last season on the forum. Everyone saying he was a lazy cunt, -even Badboy wants to have the Germans babies now.

Funny to hear the media saying how good his Joker role is this morning. The film company getting in quick so people will want to see it, and not giving the relatives a chance to say ''no, it shouldn't be shown out of respect''

Go along with the adaption theory, but he also flourishes at his best when with the armband, organising, moving faster, anticipating runs, kommandant stylee. He relishes the responsibility.

Heard about the Joker role on the news as well. I actually saw Brokeback Mountain as well , unlike the rest of you homophobes.

Spuds at Wembley will doubtless involve some carnage. Ivanovich on Youtube looks like Huth on a speed/crack cocktail.

Mmm interesting, you mean like a massive jism release ? They must have been off their tits initially for it to happen

Did anyone genuinely know who the fuck he was before this news ? Yid fan die of shock ??

Yup the Toffees biggest game for years. Defence will have to be at their best tonight, and if we're a goal up, or level with 20 to go can see Ivanovich getting a debut as well

Cant believe that last night. Arse were too far forward too many times and the yids caught them on so many ocassions . Walcott overrated by far, and Adebeyor nutting Bender, wasss that all about ? News is looking promising for SWP now, and Sinclair may get a run methinks, but Lescott will be desperately looking to amend things.

Come along, come along, Come along and sing this song We're the boys in Blue in Division 2 But we won't be here for long

Cant see him being interested in either . He set himself an 'English' challenge, and it'll be another country next.

Nice bit of research there. Can we have the results as well ?

She must have really wrenched at it *squirm*

So scousers want DIC for a pair of dickheads ? The dickheads have borrowed loads of cash to try and make a quick buck at Anfield. They have now reneged on their promise of a new stadium. DIC are loaded so they would probably chuck some cash at Rafa to spend.

Its the sort of game where Kalou and SWP would be ideal for unlocking their defence, but JC and Malouda will have to do it. Also a chance for Anelka to open his account. Looking forward to this one, it all seems fairly balanced, unless they score first of course.

Shes talking bollocks.

Like you say as long as no one gets carted off, that defence and having Maka should stop them. Hope we can score early on, 0-0 at 80 mins or something could be a nightmare.

Too right. Looks a pretty strong side though, and can see it maybe going to extra time with another final against the Arse

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years. 'Pulled hard' Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house. An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them. In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard". I am in no way a violent person Amanda Monti He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it. She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ. In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done. She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life." BBC/Liverpool Echo

I bet the Dutch are kicking themselves for not allowing him citizenship

Many Italian clubs look after the fans as they're frightened of repercussions. The Premiership is probably the worst league in the world for disregarding its real fans. Arrogance borne out of guaranteed TV money. Its like I said, its a football wide issue, no harm in having a moan about it though. And as iron horse said , it usually just amounts to forum or pub talk, until the clubs push the fans too far, when as you say they have to lower ticket prices for some games, as the adverts in the Evening Standard arent working.

Get back to London or the South around 4 am with work the next day ? Yeah right. SWP is out with severe bruising or something, so that makes 8 potential regulars that would normally be first choice.

Agree it seems a patient build up as in Serie A. Good to see Kalou banging that one away. Does that mean Mikel can come home now ??

Some good points. The club couldn't give a fuck whether its Dave from Sussex whos scraped the admission together or Mitushi, a rich tourist from Japan , who's loudest noise throughout the game is the click of his Sony digicam. People just see it from a me, me, me perspective without looking at the wider picture.