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So one of Alan Partridges suggestions could be used. Inner City Sumo. Could be done quite cheaply in a pub car park.

Big Sam has said some good things recently about Wenger and Wet Spam fans. He also hates the Spanish Waiter

Fucked if we dont win this. The circling media and doom merchants fetid salivating mouths, and typing fingers twitching ready to spout bile. However, we will win this. Due a big victory, and a couple of Costa goals, after the obligatory " stare" at their defenders from two inches away

Apparently, in the last set of accounts for the goons, a company owned by Kroenke was paid £3m for "consultancy" services which equates almost to the penny to the extra revenue raised by increased ticket prices in that same period. Also the morally altruistic Arsenal are refusing (like most other clubs, but not Chelsea) to pay their staff a living wage. The moral high ground is a lonely place. Take note "comedian" Alan Davies.

Guessing, but I bet Mourinho and Emanalo had a few on their shopping list as well as Pogba and Stones. The other factor in our decline is the lack of hunger in multi millionaires that won it last year.

That "circus/soap opera of Mourinho and Costa" that won you the league last year, must have made you proud then though, being a Chelsea fan ?

Name: zolayes Reason: Aggressive/provocative behaviour Punishment: Verbal warning only.

Yes that usually happens in football

Its great that people have different opinions. I am also glad that the owner, board, players, coaches, scouts, and all associated with the club back the greatest manager CFC have ever had at present, and our views have zero influence on what happens.

Welcome Ellisb - Could be expensive, but I think the club can afford it

Guardian has always hated Chelsea -racist hooligan club in their 'right on' middle class view of the World

Jose thanks Roman for vote of confidence in ''the manager that has won three league titles'' http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/oct/08/chelsea-jose-mourinho-roman-abramovich-thanks

BRENDAN Rodgers has confirmed that being fired was something he had planned all along. After poor results which saw Liverpool adopt a 1-2-0-2-2-1-1-1 formation in a bid to score using neuro-linguistic programming techniques, the club decided to find someone ‘less sophisticated’. Rodgers said: “I will now sit on my sofa in my pants for the next three months, eating Wotsits and staring at my self-portrait. This will generate an upturn in results with a draw away at Norwich in January. “In 2018, when I’m doing after dinner speeches in Dubai, Liverpool will win the League Cup as a result. It’s all in my dossier.” In a statement, the club thanked Rodgers for ‘whatever the hell it was he had been doing for the past three and a half years’. It is understood Rodgers offered to write the statement himself, claiming to be ‘one of the world’s top five sacking statement writers’.

Champions League is the deciding factor on whether Jose stays or goes. I fancy as long as we are in that then Roman will be fine. Failure to make the Quarters will be a problem for him, just as ineligibity to qualify for next year.

See what youre saying. We all know managers are generally gobshites, from Wengers "I deed not seee it" to Benitez' shrug followed by "hunbeleefable, but this is football" Jose is prickly, a pantomine villain that the FA take seriously. Jose does know better, but a lot of his success is centred round being a Portuguese bad boy, cant see it changing, but its all an act as we know to deflect. Problem being now with the team is that the task is on the scale of turning round an oil tanker or deflecting an asteroid from earth. If he does it, makes top four, he will have turned round our worst start since 1978 into one of footballs greatest stories. Lets give him a chance.

keep the faith. We wouldnt be Chelsea without a crisis .

So you reckon chelsea get treated the same as everyone else. Laughable.

They couldnt, it was adjudicated by an independent body.

But as you say -the FA see Chelsea as a cash cow, regardless of what he said. Its not just Mourinho, Chelsea get harsher treatment from the FA period. Just because Wenger didnt speak for 7 minutes, and just because maybe Saints should have had 2 pens, doesnt detract from the fact Wenger in effect said exactly the same yet gets away with it.

Henry, fantastic player, but jesus what a dreadful pundit

It is. When things have settled down, one day, I would love us to take the FA to court

midfielder Stefan Effenberg has strongly hinted to the BBC's World Football programme that Jurgen Klopp will be the next coach of Liverpool. "Liverpool is one of the greatest atmospheres. It’s pretty much the same as Dortmund," said the World Cup winner, who is a good friend of Klopp. "The fans stay with everything behind the club and this is what Jurgen Klopp likes and what he needs. “So I maybe, very soon, we’ll hear something from Jurgen Klopp, to make a decision, maybe, for Liverpool.” Another deluded twat

Hes been charged by the FA now for post Saints comments about refs ....but it was fine for Wenger to slag off the ref after we beat them

The club got credit for buying the players he wanted last summer, and getting them early. Both he and the club got rightful praise for it. Now the club should get stick for not buying the players he wanted, and they have to get stick for buying players he didn't want and in the case of Papy, has never even seen play!