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" If you cant stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen" or get in the kitchen, or dunno, something about kitchens and women anyway.

"Dear Jose, love the ten seasons of club management, where youve led each club youve managed to win its domestic league eight times, the UEFA Champions League twice and the UEFA Cup once. Also, love the fact that between 2003 and 2012, youdid not go a single calendar year without winning at least one trophy. Just one thing though, Jose, I go by the name of 11Drogba on an internet forum and...er ..I dont like your personality," cheers

Heights I can only aspire to.....

Twentys Plenty this weekend. Wet ham charging £95 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34398908

Looking forward to this we're due a goal fest. Come on Chelsea !!

I have to admit neither. There are problems at the club. Mourinho is the best manager ever employed at Stamford Bridge. The two facts are not mutually exclusive.

Not seen anyone call someone else 'not a true fan' for criticising Mourinho. No one be it Mourinho, Abramovich or Hazard are bigger than the club. We encourage healthy debate. What we're talking about, and I think you know what we mean, is a constant chipping away and undermining of a club that they pretend they support.

Lol, not just Neil Ashton, but the whole of the Daily Heil.

So now its gone from "everyone at the club" to "just my opinion". Righto. Yes people will soon be reprimanded for perhaps favouring one nationality, a player or group, be they English, Brazilian or Belgian, and openly slagging off the club they purport to support. This does nothing but undermine the forum, the club, and the spirit of Chelsea FC. This is currently being discussed by staff

If "everyone at the club is exhausted and fed up" with him- (surely he'd be gone by now ) -do you have any evidence ? Or do you mean a few foreign people on a forum with a particular allegiance to players of one nationality, but otherwise hold the club in contempt ?

looks fucking amazing

Going to batter them. Down the bookies, lump on.

Love the fact hes playing for Chelsea FC. Take the agression out, and he would be a shadow of himself.

There will be the usual Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho songs Saturday. So glad hes the manager of Chelsea FC, wouldnt want anyone else.

Yes perhaps. Though thinking about it, perhaps not. I have a slight hunch, and maybe you do, thats not the real reason.

Theres some on here, mate, that are never happy unless theyre having a right fucking moan and dig. Even when we were 6 points clear last season... its just the way of the internet.

Some on here will be really fucked off if we beat Saints on Saturday, and could actually spontaneously combust if Ivanovich gets the winner.

"Terry is a racist criminal" "Abramovich amassed his sickening wealth via human rights violations" Davies you amassed your sickening wealth, as an appalling actor, and plagurising other comedians. As a gooner, with an irritating middle class whiney voice, youve also amassed a face I would never tire of kicking.

His crossing is abysmal, whats he like crossing the road, must hit the first car every time.

Yup hes going to bring the whole Abramovich babylonion empire down hes got the photos of Mourinho and Eva, Buck with Emanalo, and Abramovich with the tea lady.

Its since hes started losing his hair, lost his mojo like Samson

Solid. Our army of 260+ scouts spotted a good 'un.

Even last season with a clear league lead, parts of Stamford Bridge were morgue like. We attract too many fickle fuckers.

Obviously we'd rather their league position, but theyre shit in Europe. As we sang "youll never sing that, youll never sing that CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, you'll never sing that!"