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Looked very competent initially as a JT replacement, but no way JT would have let their first in today. Prepared to not pass too much judgement today -everyone is pissed off

I am glad JM now, is nowhere near my club

Bambi mangina today. Makes you realise Drogba and Costa had so much more testosterone

Out Mourinho'd today. Could tell Mourinho was the more confident -his psychological patting and hugging our players in the tunnel, handshake etc .

Giroud was

They were there for the taking today, fucking pub team Utd

Goes down like a feather- other weaknesses -Alonso half off the pace, taking Hazard off -when Willians stamina was obviously fucked by 75th minute. Mourinhos note to Matic to go down in the 90th minute didn't help either

Morata aint good enough

UJ you seem to have led a very full and interesting life ! What year was that at Filbert street mate ? I was there in 78 and that was one massive tear up from about 11 am till 7 pm. Absolute madness

Theyre still one of the teams that need to get smashed. Ever since my school days in London with massive lunch time fights, when half the kids supported Utd (because of Best, Law, Charlton ) and the other half supported Chelsea, up until the 90s when they thought they had a God given right to win everything - I fucking hate them. Come on Chelsea !!

Get stuck into these fuckin' beauties....

Wouldn't be surprised if Conte picks him for one of the Manc games. Christensen is more solid, youth on his side, but both highlight what a National treasure Terry was/is.

Terry was in a different league - and Cahill's mentor. The media have been banging on for a while that his shit form has cost him his Ingerland place. But Conte continues to start him for 'big' games. Mental.

We have 250+ scouts getting players from all over the world -yet missed this lad from just round the corner http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43147821

Nice header from Brana from a corner to put Zenit 1-0 up. Some things never change.

Away leg sold out now - should be a great night

Could be summed up by saying barring the mistake was good all round performance. Willian easily MOTM, but I was particularly impressed with Moses too, thought both he and Rudiger stepped up several gears. Kante and Fabregas were also excellent in midfield, so much discipline throughout the team. Conte got it spot on.

Just watching SSN - Suarez training on our pitch -I forgot how much I despise the goofy scouse wankstain. Whatever happens I will take consolation from a moment of sublime ecstasy when Torres earned redemption for many in the Nou Camp, with a goal that caused mayhem in the FB household

Josep was getting all pissy, Kyle Walker and Stones shown up, and the commentator as well. Well done Wigan with only 18% possession

Giroud or morata? Willian or Pedro? Who plays next to kante in CM? Rudiger or Cahill? Does conte go 3 in midfield? What worries me is the CM position next to kante. I'd go with Luiz, sort of game he'd excel in, or get sent off

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Thing is you know what will happen, Baka will skew a ball smash it and he will score, or one will go in off his arse, and then get a run of games. Whoever 'scouted' , and whoever approved the signing should go to Specsavers.

I fuck about with capitalism, and make money out of the stock market. Only fools and horses work.

Yup two completely different circumstances, Hunt had time to pull out

Yeah it can be a natural reaction. Remember loads of Chelsea blamed Hunt for Cechs head injury (fuck me that was 12 years ago !) but I think on that occasion Hunt was deliberately reckless