Magic Lamps

At least all those "it is not that bad" and "you are such a hater if you think the contract extension was premature" pseudo-rationalists are quiet now. We are deep down in crisis and the only one who does not know so is Jose himself.

btw our odds of retaining the league are worse than those of donald trump becoming president.

immediately thought rosenborg trondheim 2007 about this one. needed 20 chances to score one goal. will be the same this time. our best chance of getting in the cl next season is finishing 3rd here and winning the el again. i can't see us qualifying via the league or cl now.

yeah but does this even matter? we are out of the title race. it will be a challenge to be in europe at all next season.

maan this will be expensive to buy him out of a 4 year contract. but i guess that is why we have not spend much in the transfer market saved it all for compensation payments. board logic

that's it. Mourinho will be sacked now. why the heck did begovic come out of his goal there? naismith was heading to the touchline

we had 15 corners ffs one has to be in

this is some crazy world we live in right now. the scotish messi scoring 2 goals against us, matic scoring a screamer...

yeah right that naismith cunt again.

naismith should not even be on the pitch after kicking ivanovic. moreover wts waws mikel doing there? iva of course let the cross come in. no surprise then btw anyone a decent stream?

Not a surprise. we were never gonna get him after missing out in summer. still our chase for him was a sign of ambition to improve our cm and i will always remember that positively.

would love that, too. would make us extremely dangerous and unpredictable. willian is mostly a one trick pony but no defender knows jack about kenedy. he is full of electric pace and tekkers, i can see him ripping epl defenders a new one this or next year. but imo to start him vs everton is too early. we need one am who tracks back all the time cos the everton game will be open i guess.

Bolasie is one of the best wingers in the epl. i can see him causing troubles to sagna/zabaleta, too.

this weekend should be our time. For the first time this season I can see City struggle. They paid 80m euros for KDB so they will start him but his lack of tracking back could play into Crystal palace's hands and expose them on the counter to the pacewhores that are sako and bolasie.

I do think he is world class. Just not the like 3rd best player in the world like most people on here believe. I can think of half a dozen better forwards or attacking mids: Messi, CR, Robben, Agüero, Bale, Neymar (not necessarily in that order). Disregarding position, I'd put Neuer, Thiago Silva, Philipp Lahm in my top 10 ahead of him. IMO Hazard is in the upper third of the James, Kroos, Modric, David Silva category and hence a bit ahead of the KDB, Ibrahimovic, Lewandowski, Alexis Sanchez, Iniesta etc category . This still makes him world class, a top 5 winger possibly. Keep in mind he is one of the youngest and technically most gifted players of this list but he should still aim to improve to be one of the very very best. He surely has it in his locker but is 24 now and should step it up.

lol. But we appreciate you admitting that you enjoy it having your dick sucked by men, Mr Obama. Actually I like your corrected line-up almost as much as the idea of playing with 12 men. But shouldn't be matic or cesc be axed rather than hazard?

Shame on me for not sharing a popular opinion among Chelsea fans.

btw Willian produced an outstanding assist for brazil against some shit american team. Against a deep sitting opponent, he dribbled past two defenders in the right channel. I particularly liked how his subsequent cross was so shit it hit the post and ricocheted into the path of another brazilian to score. The poor guy willian hits aluminium so often he now even has learnt how to pass via the woodwork.

yup playing with 12 men will make our job much easier

no idea what reus or ribery have to do with gündogan's particular wage demands or level of play. Both are completely different cases. btw his performance today was classy. back to his old self? nah, the opponent was only scotland.

Güni decided to stay at bvb in the end only because everyone incl manU refused to give in to his wage demands. He is too bad for Bayern now who have enough MIDs anyway so I guess he will go to Liverpool the only club stupid and desperate enough to pay that much. Might even join up there with gloppo

Netherlands are out of the euros. In Germany there is a song for this it's "Ohne Holland fahrn wir zur EM"

err...right... i guess jose told martinez to play the pighead and reject stones's transfer request

I didn't know he was still only 17. that is scary. if he doesn't make it here, I am sure he will make it to the top elsewhere. when borini had these sorts of stats for the youth he was 3 years older. also solanke is taller and faster. I think i'm gonna watch vitesse games this season. who is with me?

Yeah you are right, my apologies I did not mean to offend any fans. I was just thinking that it is a bit stupid for people to randomly support a team just because they bought a player of your nationality. Especially when they start moaning once they realize he doesn't play. But ofc this should not be a general verdict about asian football fans. everyone has the same right to support Chelsea. I actually would be as glad as anyone to see an asian player making it here. My point was just criticizing the board for failing to pull of the easiest trick in the world twice now.