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oscar u dumbfucker. just on target

this is horrendous. i mean us being shit is no surprise but how on earth do newcastle who are just as shit perform like this all of a sudden?

well, i stand corrected. he obviously can pass straight to krul, too

can iva do anything else than cross into the foot of the first marker?

no we weren't we played like shit. can't call standing around and exchangign passes playing well. we can't break down an organized defense to save our lives.

yeah we are back to being utter dogshite. such an unispired performance, no intensity at all losing to the worst team in the fuckin league

this is so ludicrous. them scoring with every fucking shot on goal. we are so fucking shit cant even defend a corner.

remy has to score one of those 2 headers. idk if one was offside. why do we think we should take our time. you rarely see a goal created from a standing position. just run at them when there is space ffs

iva can't even pass anymore. having s.o. like this as captain with no form, no confidence it just demotivates your team. brane should be nowhere near the starting lineup let alone captain. don't care how experienced he is.

it is typical us that instead of poking onto the bad form of the opponent, press them high and frustrate them, we back the shit off and let them play whilst taking ages to get forward.

we making newcastle look like real madrid....surprise surprise

shit memphis scores

he has always been a very offensive, direct player who needs 1) players covering for him and 2) space. he completed an awesome finish on the counter but that was it for his game. city did not really need him in the first place. sterling, yaya, kdb, silva, agüero all not exactly players who run their lungs out to defend.... great player, will have a world class career but at city he is a square peg in a round hole, a very bright square peg tho

I am not even sure if heis a CF. now way he would lead our line, cos we often play so deep that costa has to carry out the attack out of our own half and hold up the ball all the time. not sure martial is suited to this. it wokrs at utd cos they usually play with fellaini or rooney to do that next to martial. but here he would just be one of many many ams. mata and kdb could not make it inot mourinho's team as he would not afford the time and patience for them to adaptand they are at least as gifted as martial...

i think it is -5. city lost twice. and we still play them at home...

but will they win the title? only if other teams let them. us and city have let them so far for sure. anyway. we still have to play ManUtd twice. we have the potential to beat them on both occasions. I still don't think we will win the title with the squad we have but with one or two clever signings in winter we are in for a chance. IMO just as one should not jump on the bandwagon after three games you should not do so after 7. City still are favourites me thinks

spurs are SLAUGHTERING City here

I agree. the matches there are always really intense and full of struggles. in 2011, sturridge raped newcastles leftback time and time again, the older members will remember that sturridge got absolute lightning pace before he injured himself when at liverpool (still very fast though) just too shoot wide or force a wonder save of tim krul but drogba opened the scoring shortly after the break. up until the 89th minute they pressed for the equalizer but then there was some defelected shot in their box which fell right onto kalou's foot. krul was out of the goal and newcastle had 2 defenders on the line so it was really difficult to score there. kalou however shot just into kruls right forearm so the ball deflected behind him and out of the reach of the defenders. typical kalou finish, unclean but lucky. sturridge then crowned his excellent performance with a beautiful solo goal. the year after was when mata and lampard scored epic goals to give us the lead but we still lost to a moussa sissoko extraclass.

i think it 4-3-3 -------------Bego----------- Iva----Cahill--JT----Baba ----------Mikel------------- -----Ramy-----RLC------- Remy---Falcao---Kenedy don't like the lineup tbh. no creative player in there and only 2 youth players. under carlo we usually played the whole academy in the first round of the coc. mou takes this competiiton far too seriously.

classic mourinho playing our 2 remaining strikers when the other one is suspended. also sadly no papy or traore

Well, they already will have won 2 leagues in 3 years in summer. obviously pellegrini at city is enough of a chellenge for jose. however, i doubt they will sack him next year after he will have won at least 1 title. also who knows if pep really makes it in the prem and if his tactics will work here. mancity is not as untouchable as barca and the bauern cunts in their respective leagues

We surrendered the league title to City with our lack transfer activity anyway. One de Bruyne more or less, City will be Champions either way, unfortunately. At least we can laugh at them embarrassing themselves in europe year in year out.

Emphasises once again what a laughing stock the Bundesliga is.

He most definitely is. Linda Hauard is only a mediocre novelist after all