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Emerson to win it after Italy win euros lol

Depends on the amount of muscle you want to carry being this lean. Most guys with average genetics can’t support any meaningful muscle mass with body fat this low so just look like twigs in real life and only good on camera . Otter Mode really only looks asthetic on shorter men IMO whilst taller ones can pull off bear mode better. but from my personal experience it is probably healthiest and best for all year round performance to aim for 10-14% body fat and and weight of height in cm -100 give or take 3kgs depending on the size of your frame. also one should not compare oneself too critically with actors or professional athletes who spent years with personal trainers, chefs and most likely peds to achieve that look for just a specific timeframe. swimmers also have a wide range. Look at Ben proud, the 50m butteflier. He almost looks like a professional bodybuilder and is on serious gear whilst some swimmers physique like Ian thorpe’s every man can achieve easily. I have been doing fitness for 10 years. The Alonso look is probably what I had in year 2 but I admit he looks better there than i did bc he is a bit shorter than me and just so tan lol. I am white as chalk all year even after Caribbean vacation. 😅🙈

gallagher could actually work. he is very flexible can play every position in midfield, so for sure he can dapt himself to the player next to him.

agree. we completely ran jorginho and kante in the ground after kova's injury and it bit us. we need another one for cover.

Imagine how Willian must feel now, snubbing that super generous 2year offer to miss out on CL glory as a consequence and now being shunned by Arsenal and even Inter fucking miami. so salty lol

Tbf that is just how a low body fat level looks like. No serious mass gain visible, just a favourable lighting angle. It is natural for guys with a high caloric turnover and fast metabolism to lean out a bit in summer. He will look just as scrawny in his kit next season as he always does.

July 1, that lovely date where our senior squad members number jumps from 30 to 45 lol Dear dregs, how I have missed you

Damn he was terrible today. Ball watching for the 2nd when he let two players run goal side of him, just jogging not giving a damn. Luckily he gives more of a shit when playing for us mostly

If they stuck with Farke last time they got relegated early, they hopefully will do so again. I am sure billy will make an impression even though we could have aimed higher for him.

smart business by rbl. they needed a st anyway. if they also get lacroix they are signing the 3rd best striker and possibly the 2nd best cb in the league for very reasonable money.

he would be worth a punt at 20m but he costs 40m upwards despite being one of the most streaky players in PL One way this could go is that he ups his level a notch with better players and more ambition around him profitting from not being the only attacking outlet. On the other hand he could also completely drop off and be disjointed from the rest of the team like caudrado.

tbf he had the chance to train with jorginho for quite some time now. This is the moment he has to put this into practice. Not sure norwich is the right club but i dont mind billy getting a full pro season under his belt. we have to get him back if things go south up there tho. Loaning him out surely also means that we sign a player like tchouameni who can effectively be a back up to jorginho. Would be madness to loan out billy and play the upcoming mammoth season with 3 cms again

that was RLC before his injury tho. Both barkley and rlc are finished at the top level. if we get any serious money for either we will be very lucky.

the one major gripe i have with TT. His treatment of Tammy. Despite never being a big fan of Tammy, i think he is more useful than the odd stoppage time cameo TT affords him. Especially vs shit teams like Arsenal, Southamtpon or Leeds where we were held, he could have made a difference early on.

En-nesyri is a terrible player IMO. at least from the 5 sevilla games i saw last season he was absolute pants in all of them. don't see anything outstanding about him. i dont eventhink he aerial ability will be anything specialin PL

One theory is also that we only showed interest to make Psg up the price so Inter can afford to buy our dregs

There was one moment at 1-0 where it looked like bale running at full pace had broken away but AC caught up with him, stayed calm and pushed him so wide his cross ended up nowhere. Really impressed me remaining so calm at neck breaking pace and having the awareness to allow the vain cross instead of risking a block or tackle. After the cl final I really think he has turned a corner. I was a bit nervous when he came in given his history of nerve issues but he kept Thiagos level all night and has not put a foot wrong since .

physically he is the whole package. can defend as well. but hoffensively he is not always as useful as today. Just one goal in whack belgian league.

those cheap fuckers. we extended girouds contract precisely to not have him walk on a free. Loaning ziyech would be an absolute waste. he can as well stay and be wingers no.4

Huh? i just stated that SSN Germany think he is probably moving to Mancity so what r u diagreeing with ?

Transfer update from SSN today. Nothing regarding us. kane to shity, sancho to ManUre both almost done. grealish to shity a possibility. Other than that only boring bundesliga transfers.

I wonder what is in those Gustavo Gomez rumours. they pop up every once in a while and so absurd no journalist would just fabricate such bullshit. there has to be something in it. i hope not tho

sky sport germany, cf. third paragraph. it is late so i mistakenly wrote the paragraphs in the wrong order lol According to them, our situation is made harder by the fact that almost a dozen clubs are looking for a number nine whilst there are few worldclass ones on the market. They also think Mbappe has a higher probability of moving this window than Haaland. Simply bc mbappe either has to leave or sign an extension wilst Dortmund had always planned to sell haaland in 2022 and usually are committed to their stance. Tmrw is another update. i will translate/summarize it if there is anything new related to us.

The more reliable sources are silent on this. Except one.... the less reliable ones like sportbild, sport.de and sport1are reporting a Chelsea bid for Haaland every week with the player being not too averse. Regional papers and fan-operated sites (bvb and bayern-oriented agree here) sometimes even have it that we agreed terms with Haaland. German Sky Sport's transfer update are usually a bit more reliable than the rest, albeit we don't really have a gold standard source in German football for anything except bayern news. They have rebuffed any news of an agreement and are adamant that haaland will only move next summer.