We Hate Scouse

I don't think this threads going to be very popular....

I'd happily pay £27 million for him as long as there's clauses. They can have £12 million and the extra £15 million when he scores/creates 25+ goals in one season. This is easy!

Worked fine for me. Says this:

The touting was pretty extreme as well, I think we should have each post moderated. I know the staff work hard and may not want to add that to their work load, but I'd happily do something like that, because it genuinely infuriates me when Chelsea fans try and rip off other Chelsea fans.

Brazil have got a game in 3 days to be fair..

I don't play, I sometimes watch though...Only when people like this are playing mind you:

He seems to be doing something right.

My guess is that they were talking about there 'Paper Talk' or whatever section they have on their show, which they then announced the £60 million story of Cavani and Oscar that has been published in The Sun. I wouldn't read too much into it...

Drinking cans in Eel Brook Common because we were too young to get into any pub before the majority of matches, no matter the weather. 20 of us getting the District Line to West Ham away from Wimbledon, even though there was quicker routes so we could sing and drink. My mate needing a piss so bad on the same journey that he went in a Sainsburys bag on an absolutely packed train and didn't realise it had holes in the bottom until it leaked all over him. 10 of us bundling each other in the middle of the square in Zilina and having about 30 photojournalists surrounding us taking photos. Getting stoned before Arsenal and falling asleep in the ground. Driving up to Burnley away and stopping on the hard shoulder so 5 of us could have a piss. Would've looked hilarious for people driving past. The various free train journeys that the club put on that always took double the time they would've if you paid and having incredible banter on the way up. Stoke, Everton, Barnsley, Sunderland, Wigan to name a few. After losing to Barnsley away singing whilst waiting for the free train back at the station with Barnsley fans looking on in disbelief. My mate losing his virginity to a prostitute in Amsterdam. Walking on the sea in Copenhagen because it was frozen over. The same mate that lost his virginity in Amsterdam, touching up a certain "female" in a strip club to later find out she was a transexual. Various escorts to Tottenham and West Ham games from Liverpool St. Going out clubbing in stupid places after games such as Bolton and Wigan. Finding a dildo on a hotel roof in Glasgow.. Setting off fireworks and bangers in Marseille. Getting friendly with bar staff in Milan, who end up giving us free pizza and pasta and free drinks all night. Playing a football match on the beach in Valencia with some Spaniards So many, many more as well. Football times, are the best times!

As long as they use him more than they did Kakuta.

GET OVER IT!

If we get to the final in all possible competitions, I've come to a figure of 67. Probably wrong though

£25 million? Are they sure? Hahahaha thank fuck it was rejected!

And the Community Shield

Can't remember what game it was in, but I remember him being offered the chance to take a penalty and he refused.

Stop making me look stupider

That's 60 million for Oscar and Cavani by the way...

Eurosport link quoting the same. http://www.eurosport.fr/football/transferts/2012-2013/deux-hazard-a-chelsea_sto3350420/story.shtml

Yes, his brother. EDIT: Torres 9 beat me to it. Now I feel stupid Torres beats nobody to nothing

Why would it be difficult for us to counter offer? How strange..

Vicious rumours circulating that he caused more natural disasters than John Terry last year. These rumours are currently unconfirmed.

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All these epic transfers are a great incentive to buy Football Manager/FIFA next season. Can't wait to manage/play with these players!

Clevemayer and Spike are both pretty cool, but no where near my level. I'm the king of cool. Avoid Capriccioso, he isn't very cool....

2 Kaka's better than 1......