We Hate Scouse

Some nob head of a God decided it would snow, but not enough for me to miss work..........I woke up late and will miss the first hour anyway, but fuck come on, if you're going to snow on us at least do it properly!

What? you sent me that it was part of the before and after photos you sent. this was the before one the after one was worrying...

Is this your PE kit?

No, no you're thinking off David Pamlard http://www.facebook.com/david.pamlard Next Chelsea legend.

Here comes the snow

Budgie Smugglers. They all look like this

I had to when I went to high school. This was my blazer: Disgusting West Ham colour!!

Unless it's Made in England/Britain, then it doesn't work

I have this tremendous match worn shirt. It was worn by Frank Pamlard £500 and it's yours...

Possibly the only upside?

ahhhhhhhhh dear

Snowed here last night and we're due more tonight and tomorrow......Bring it on. Give me inches. Fuck off work!

Signed up to a betting website that had a £10 free bet, no deposit required...Won about £20 and thought I could take it out...Wouldn't let me so I spoke to customer services, they tell me I have to wager £1000 in order to take any money from the £10 bonus...........2 hours later I have just withdrawn £170. Well worth it. Happy days. For those of you that want to give it a whirl it's www.betway.com/tv On Roulette may I add...

Hahahahahaha Real Madrid fans want him to replace Mourinho! http://www.marca.com/2013/01/11/futbol/equipos/real_madrid/1357935746.html Straight swap anyone?

The internet will probably explode when this happens...

you're the pub landlord the pubs shut when you're away!

As much as I hated Kalou you could never question his commitment and work ethic. Same goes for Bosingwa. Torres on the other hand has no commitment, no work ethic, no desire, no fight, nothing. The bloke doesn't deserve the talent he has/had.

Where he's at school at has named himself Pi instead of Pissing

HD, my missus got it free with her phone.

Just like QPR........Oh wait

I've never actually read a book outside of school, but I've just got a Kindle Fire and thought I'd give it a whirl. Just started reading Life of Pi, has anyone else read it? It seems very strange and somewhat boring at the minute...

Neil Ashton tends to always be spot on with emerging stories from Chelsea recently. I'm certain he has an insider and believe this story 100%. Torres - It started with love and excitement, it turned to desperation and hope and now it's pure hatred. Get out of this club, you are no longer welcome. I hope you get booed every time your name is read out and every time you touch the ball. You don't deserve to play in the same team, the same pitch, the same stadium as legends like Zola and Osgood. You don't even deserve to rot in the reserves. The reserve players shouldn't be witness to your absolute shitness. It would be a bad influence on them. You should be made to train alone in the park up the road from the training ground. From the day he put on a Chelsea shirt he didn't want to play for us. He knew his knee was going and couldn't resist the money. You selfish, ungrateful, disgusting excuse for a man.

To go back to Argentina due to personal problems

I find him very hit and miss. There's no denying his links and knowledge of Spanish football though.