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My auntie just passed on news about her new job "looking after Romanov Abramowich's yacht". That's a bit exciting. I wonder if i can get a hair from his head somehow through her.

Kolarov also got 2 goals #serbianmessi

With this amount of money being available for 1 defender, why wouldn't you just invest it in furthering science and cloning Terry?

"I'll score next time" *scores next time* Who was the last player to be like that for us? More please

I don't know how Moses being good is a surprise. Maybe it's the whole grass is greener on the other side mentality etc. finally shaking off. He was great for us in Europe when he was here before, he was dependable in every competition, and then he went to Stoke and played consistently as an integral player - so obviously he's going to come back even better. Idk what people expected.

*pops caffeine pills* anything to see Mikel play

If you want your kid to get a chance at Chelsea make sure they have an English passport and plenty of Human Growth Hormons pumped into their cereal before school every morning

well obviously he was going to be rusty. he just had a season playing as a striker, not winger.

Too passive to play deep, too technically inferior to play further up; he needs to try and reinvent himself as a centre back like right now, he needs to try anything new.

lmao Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri 2 minutes ago Oh. Fan stops Higuain outside Ibiza club for autograph.He denies. Fan:"You can't score penalties". Higuain goes crazy

As an allround player last season he didn't impress me a lot, but watching his goals themselves, he executes technique on par with any top striker we've had in recent times. He reminds me of Berbatov, which'd be a more valid comparison if Bamford hadn't been instructed to bust his balls tracking players on the wing a few times

I don't think he said he did

Off to Palace on loan according to the Twittersphere

it makes me sad we no sign Calhanoglu he so perfect for our team, for every team

I always wanted us to play in Colgate packaging

this might be the shittest comparison of all time or quite genius but i think he's like Diaby without milk for legs

watch your mouth u bitch or someone might push u over, Traore is a boss, Musonda & Boga are bosses and Colkett is a boss. All could play for us right now u cheeky slut

when we say Terry replacement, what do we mean by that? because in terms of character Stones isn't exactly imposing nor inspiring. we're unlikely to have a leader in the heart of defence like Terry again and should let go of the fantasy. Stones will be an upgrade on Cahill. that is how he should be measured.

I don't see him eclipsing his Fifa in-game potential irl

His long passes look better than usual.

At least it'd be potentially exciting seeing how Everton reinvest the money. Though not if Evans is actually going to cost them almost £10m

Now i'm finally starting to feel sick at these inflated fees. It pisses me off justifying tens of millions on a player because he 'has a bright future'. I want a player who is bright now for that sort of money. Or you know. Just get one of the many Spanish defenders on the come-up right now who'd cost half as much, and are already performing at an equal if not better level. Dammit i wish i liked tennis instead of football.

who's the pleb who said he wouldn't move this summer and called me a pleb