Leif

He's a real champion. Real gem. We just don't hear about it because he's a German not playing for Bayern. Tis the trend. How many great German players are there who we don't hear about simply because of the team they're not attached to? Plenty. I haven't seen him in 2 seasons but when I did see him I thought Terry had got a new hairdo. I thought he was around 24/25 years old back then, but he's only 24 right now.

Like Conte said, he's a tailor, and in my opinion our body shape hasn't changed in a while. So with that said, there's no need to change our formation/suit, is there? With some incoming players like Kante, perhaps we put on or lose a little weight, and so 1 little adjustment or so will be made, but nothing radical is going to happen.

I love having a shorter player in a position you'd usually want a giant in, it's a big fuck to you to logic and coaches everywhere especially when it works.

a Vine that remixes those 2 together could be the start of a formidable internet sketch career

30 minutes of this broken English

wow, his eyes really compliment our kit, beautiful

why can't we be more like Liverpool?

http://www.chelseafc.com/videos/chelseatvlive.html

i swear if someone's sat comfy watching the PC with TalkChelsea open at the same time in this moment that they deserve a ban

what sort of fanbase do we have that nobody's chucked a link in to the PC yet? still searching

If you tease someone they'll keep coming back. If you give them a free for all of seeing anything & everything though, they get used to that quickly, and it's not so special the next time. We are being teased. We will continue to feel emotions towards this club because of it. City fans though, they won't get riled up, frustrated, and crave more like us. They don't get played with by their superiors, so there is no excitement when they are treated. They're used to it. I invite the tease.

His top is the perfect shade of blue, I'm looking for one just like it. If anyone gets to talk to him ask him where his shirt the day he came to Cobham is from please. I'll try myself too

Honestly all our team needs is hard workers in every other position + then Javier Hernandez or Peter Crouch up top. Sometimes the simple things work best.

I'm officially out of touch with football, something's changed. Why would a player whose release clause is 20m cost us 35m?

The reason we would've been ready to pay so much for a player who simply does the basics right, is because most strikers simply can't do those basics anymore. Not even a handful of strikers have both consistently good positioning + average finishing anymore, unless we're talking about oldie goldies with a few years left in the game or the unattainable Aguero's/Suarez's who've been hot shit since 2010 and before. The quality of this sport is going down down down, so since that average quality is rarer now, the prices are going up up up.

i thought we already had this kit. i thought it was shit then and i think its shit now

2-3 seasons ago Mane would've cost 15-17m max, and that's when football last made some sort of sense.

Good loan move. Granada are shit so I think he'll be their best player quite quickly & maybe even get them in the top 10 which would be brilliant for them. Definitely going to go to some Granada games this year

This signing would have Conte written all over it. Wouldn't it. Wouldn't it? No. It wouldn't. Who's messing with our transfer targets again?

I wonder what it's like as a player, knowing the rivalry between Pep - Jose & all the intense emotions that come with it, whether it's a draw to go to United / City now considering they're dead on cert to have incredible derby's for a couple seasons. These games get the most attention and often mean the most. I think it's a draw. Real Madrid & Barcelona were catching far more headlines with the latter 2 managers at the helms. Now, they're just those big Spanish clubs again, and half the people over here pay attention. The Manchester derby would suddenly been seen as 'as big if not bigger' than the El Clasico despite half the history. Jose could've been the man to sink the titanic but formula 1 teams would still let him drive their car. That's how i see him.

Jose will tell Pogba the United team will be built around him. That the Premier League will be built around United. That the other major leagues will be built around the Premier League again.

After 3 seconds of practice his name couldn't be easier to pronounce. I hope we don't go through an Azpilicurta, Azpiluceta, Aspiley, we'll just call him Dave, phase.

i know how wrong this sounds just ignore it