Leif

When you probably don't even want to be a footballer, but you're forced into it before you're 10 years old (an age when passions should still be developing and found out naturally, not pushed on you) and are likely a millionaire by the time you're 20, you're far more focused on all the poon you're going to slay each weekend, all the places you're going to go and see etc. than you are focused on a game you don't care about. Which let's be clear about, he doesn't. If you care about anything, it is evident to onlookers. If you want to be a good football player, we can see it, even if you're shit. But he shows 0 signs of wanting to be here or on any football pitch. He can't believe he's getting game time and money for doing absolutely nothing. But that's the parent's fault as well as his own fault. I'm sure there are far more of these young players that don't care about football in the least. It's a generational, & being spoiled thing.

Captain, leader, legend

But he probably gets free paella wherever he goes so why leave

I hope an asteroid breaks his foot & he only ever plays for us in a charity match, in dedication to Ivanovic, fully immobilised by the asteroid

Worse players have gone on better streaks

We were his patient, reliable, loving 7/10 wife. He moved on from us without a whim after our struggles, finding solace in a 10/10-looking slut that we've always had problems with. He has no chemistry with her, and now if he ever comes back to us we'll spit on him. The grass wasn't greener you puta.

You didn't see his chipped pass?

You only take a shot like Henderson's when you've been assured pre-game by your coach that the goalkeeper is a weak point

he just can't take the shit anymore

the next terrorist attack we hear about from Europe will be done by an angsty Chelsea fan with nothing but an AK-47 and torn Drogba top on his back

You guys still think Ivanovic and Matic playing is down to Conte, huh? You think all our managers are that stupid?

We started ruining him when we kept him as a winger. We should've seen that he was supposed to progress as a player after leaving Lille, not stay the player he was. He had the potential to become one of the greatest playmakers, but our coaches didn't want to see it. It's too late now me thinks to change how his mind instinctively reacts to things on the pitch so it's our loss now, but what could've been, would've been beautiful. He should be deployed the exact way De Bruyne demands to be. Neither player is a winger, and even so, out of the 2, De Bruyne has more winger qualities.

To be honest there's all sorts of levels in football, and we can't disagree with his stupid comment. They are a level above us in terms of identity, coherence, flamboyance, entertainment on the pitch to the casual viewer. We are a level above in terms of mentality, consistency (usually), and then all our trophies and shit. Point is. Motta is stupid.

Schwarzer said after the game in an interview-analysis type deal that Cech was a model pro, and a top keeper. Regarding Courtois, all he had to say was 'he didn't train as hard as Cech.' The entitled nonce needs sold as soon as possible. I said over and over and over again that we could've got 40-50m for this loser and bought anyone we wanted once combining that with the budget we had. He's so fucking shit and it's his own fault for choosing to no longer progress after leaving Atletico, where his head is.

Nothing to do with the game today, I wasn't watching properly. But I despise this guy. Despise despise despise. Bar a few interviews lately where he's given typical footballer answers, he's spewed arrogance and lack of appreciation for where he is. I've never seen a player exude such entitlement, and if he truly pressed for us to let go of one of our best coaches before even proving himself, he's even more a monumental dickwad. He doesn't give a shit about the club, there's plenty of places he'd rather be. He'll never be Chels, I just know it.

Watching the same team as last season but with Kante in for Fabregas doesn't exactly make for great watching. I understand why people aren't rushing to see this game

Not heard of that guy, I think you mean Joao Moutinho*

You are what you eat, so perhaps Oscar eats children, and finds difficulty in consistency due to the stressful double-life

If Luiz opted for frowning instead of smiling he'd probably get tension headaches and be half the player

He's happy-go-lucky, shows more gratefulness for his position in life than the average footballer & always comes to work with a smile. I know that's against the modern status quo since 90% of people we come across have undealt-with depression, but I like it Football's supposed to be fun, as is life.

I bet he got a tattoo after leaving that reads 'Die Chelsea, Die' which he'll claim is just German for 'The Chelsea, The.'

He's a malicious mastermind

As Chelsea fans we have like 5 prominent voices on Twitter, the likes of Dan & then the likes of the WAGNH guys. They're posher than us. Anyway it's that equivalent of PSG fans who're happy with the sale. The fans more likely to scream their lungs out are not satisfied with him leaving, they seem more fond. Tis simply something i noticed.

Luiz definitely lead us to more successes than failures, and that's all you can ask from a player.