Leif

sounds like Ivanovic more than Luiz honestly

good gracious our Twitter account handler is being cheeky today, i hope we all saw that

You've got a gift, I was just thinking of Xabi. His facial hair is perfect, he could have been the biggest actor Spain has seen

Like 2 seasons-worth spread over 4 years. This guy isn't better than Ivanovic, i'll say that.

I want to die. This is not a starting XI player. This is a bench player. This is not exciting and not a move that'll have much to say in where we go next as a club.

When running down a list of clubs to send your player on loan to, how do you end up on and not move past AC Milan? How on earth would they stick in your mind as the right choice? They didn't do anything for Van Ginkel, they just rejected a transfer proposal from us for one of their players, so we want to send them one of our best prospects? To this side which will again finish behind Juventus, Napoli, Roma, Fiorentina, Inter? You think a player will thrive floating around 10th place in Serie A for a team that's been in shambles for years? Fuck whoever does our player loans.

i'm throwing up at the XI

This might change our season

Huge respect if he joins Torino

*freaks back in*

*freaks out*

favela-tier stream. this is so ghetto but strangely satisfying

From this day forth my heart beats for Aina.

Does anyone in football have more of a baby face?

Who compares a player to coffee, outrageous

but i am also happy because Di Matteo is the greatest, the warrior, the magician, the one who served us the diamonds we asked for, the god of our times, the man who looks like a comical fly

I am so sad that probably only Di Matteo out of all our managers really love this club above all others

yes fuck yes he is the greatest

It just dawned on me. Serie A watchers call this guy the new Vidic apparently, no? Well, every game Vidic had in Serie A was pretty horrible. I'm not even sure if he played a full 90 minutes. Why on earth then, would they be comparing him to Vidic? It'd be beyond random for them to be comparing him to prime, Premier League Vidic - they'd sooner compare Maksimovic to a fellow Serie A player surely, if trying to say he's good. So maybe this guy is terrible.

Vice after Buffon, but right; for the price of only 3 Djilobodji's? Bite their hand off in that fantasy scenario.

Wait, what? What? At 32, you still don't get Chiellini that cheap. That's mad. Messi could be 40 and he'd still command high transfer fees. Giorgio isn't too different. You can't find 5 centre backs better than him, so why on earth would he cost less than inexperienced Bailly who cost £30m+? Sometimes age isn't everything.

If you believe in heaven it's acts like this which get you there.

They're going to do well this season but you really can feel suddenly the lack of soul in the stadium. The crowd aren't as connected with Jose as Twitter users are

I agree about Willian being a more central midfielder.