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I tried the Greek Yoghurt. It was cool I guess. I've got no beef with it.

So... I found some Greek Yoghurt in my fridge. What, like... does it do? I know I'm supposed to eat it, but what with? What is it's purpose in life? What does it taste like?

There are no Lampard 'haters' on here. There's simply people who see that he cannot play in the double-pivot too well. We cheer him when he plays for Chelsea, and cheer him when he plays for England. Today was no different. However, his goals today don't mean he's suddenly the best player at this club. We're all right/wrong.

It's sad that Falcao is already amongst my top 10 favourite strikers of all time, especially considering he's never played for us. I just love every single goal that he scores (the ones vs. us aside.) Oh well. You can't always live in the past like Loserpool.

I rather stupidly put all my winnings from today on a Colombia win. I fear they'll be conceding soon. EDIT: Annnndddd forget that Made over £150 in total tonight!

Cavani is the type of player to go down a legend for the club he plays for. Falcao is the type of player to go down a legend for the club he plays for, the country he plays for, and football as a whole. (From what I've seen of them over the past few seasons, anyway.)

Best striker in the world, hands down.

FFS ITALY! RUINED MY BET!

My accumulators are going crap. One of them is for France and Netherlands to win, but Netherlands look like conceding at any moment, while France have stopped moving forward. (Both are leading 1-0.) My other one is for England, Italy, Portugal and Belgium to win. Portugal are tied 1-1, England will win, Italy look crap at the back (currently lead 2-1) while Belgium are just wasting chances (leading 1-0.)

The only Manchester United fans I've actually met are the ones when I've been up in Scotland and Manchester United is their 'second team' after Rangers/Celtic. Here in England though, I've never actually come across a Manchester United supporter to my knowledge, apart from at games. Maybe they just hide it to keep themselves from being embarrassed for some reason.

In my opinion, aside from when Lahm is playing at left-back, Cole is still the best LB in the world when on form. However; despite all the tweets to Arsenal fans, passion shown on the pitch etc, it's always felt to me that he's really an Arsenal boy at heart. I know; not every player we sign can support Chelsea, but due to the above, I somehow don't feel any 'love' for him like I do for our other players. It's never felt like he is Chelsea to me. I'll be very happy if he stays a while longer if he continues to be great for us playing-wise, but if he leaves, I'm fine with it as long as Bertrand looks good enough and ready to step up properly.

He's returned to light training. Good news.

Chelsea have named the biggest playing personnel in the Premier League for the new campaign: [CREDIT: Dan Levene/ @BluesChronicle] The Blues have handed in a mammoth squad list containing 83 names: most youth & academy players. It shows how much investment Chelsea have made in youth: with their junior list longer than that of any other club. The first team over-21 squad carries few surprises: except the inclusion of Florent Malouda; and the Scrabble-winning extent of Hilario's full name – it goes off the edge of the page! Home-growns (8) Cole, Ashley Lampard, Frank James Moses, Victor Turnbull, Ross Sturridge, Daniel Cahill, Gary James Terry, John George Bertrand, Ryan Non home-growns (12): Cech, Petr Ivanovic, Branislav Azpilicueta Tanco, Cesar Luiz Moreira Marinho, David Santos Do Nascimento, Ramires Torres Sanz, Fernando Jose Mata Garcia, Juan Manuel Mikel, John Obi Malouda, Florent Johan Ferreira, Paulo Renato Rebocho Marin, Marko Hilario Meireles Alves Sampaio, Henriques The U21 list contains names already seen in the first team (Oscar, Eden Hazard), those on-loan (Josh McEachran, Thibaut Courtois), and those playing at junior level for the club. There are high profile additions (the Musonda brothers), and one or two impressive middle names on display (full credit to Todd Arthur Lucien Kane). Under 21 players (contract & scolars) (63) Affane, Amin Ake, Nathan Benjamin Ashton, James Alexander Baker, Lewis Renard Bamford, Patrick James Bangura, Samuel Beeney, Mitchell Ryan Blackman, Jamal Clint-Ross Chalobah, Nathaniel Nyakie Christensen, Andreas Bodtker Clifford, Billy Clifford, Conor Cole, George Conroy, Dion John Courtois, Thibaut Dabo, Fankaty Sheikam Davey, Alex James Davila Plascencia, Ulises Alejandro De Bruyne, Kevin Deen-Conteh, Abdul Aziz Delac, Matej Dos Santos Emboaba Junior, Oscar Feruz, Islam Figueira, Walter Gnahore, Ambrose Gnahoua Gordon, Benjamin Lawrence Gordon, Alastair Hazard, Eden Hazard, Thorgen Ganael Francis Houghton, Jordan Howard, Tom Ince, Rohan Kakuta, Gael Kalas, Tomas Kandi, Chike Kane, Todd Arthur Lucien Killip, Ben Kiwomya, Andrew Alexander Lalkovic, Milan Loftus Cheek, Ruben Lukaku, Romelu Menama McEachran, Joshua Mark Mitchell, Reece Steven Muleba, Jonathan Musonda, Lamisha Chashi Musonda, Tika Kafusha Nditi, Adam Eric Richard Nortey, Nii Nortei Omeruo, Kenneth Osmanovic, Anjur Pappoe, Daniel Mills Phillip, Adam Piazon, Lucas Domingues Pirez Araujo, Jhon Alexander Saville, George Alan Seremba, Ismail Ssewankambo, Isak Ssali Starkey, Jesse Aaron Swift, John David Van Homoet Bruma, Jeffrey Kevin Vidal, Oriol Romeu Walker, Samuel Colin Wright, Kevin

Can't wait for the Azzurri game! Hopefully my sexy De Rossi play as well as Osvaldo who's capable of some of the best goals you'll ever see.

I JUST MET CHERYL COLE. CHERYL 'FUCKING' COLE. CHERYL 'WIFE OF OUR LEFT-BACK' 'FUCKING' COLE. CHERYL 'I WOULD EAT HER SHIT' 'FUCKING' COLE. WHY DIDN'T I GET A PICTURE!? OMFG. SHE HAS AN ADORABLE LAUGH, BUT SHE PROBABLY ONLY LAUGHED TO BE POLITE SINCE MY JOKE WAS SHIT. OMFG. I think my penis has fallen off ._. (If anyone use to/does watch(ed) Eastenders and remembers an actress who played a teenage girl called Ruby, I met her also, but she's boring.)

Currently watching Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Hopefully he drinks his own piss in this episode! He's rather entertaining. I have to question how long he'd actually survive on his own without a crew with him though.

Possibly the greatest remix done by anyone ever in any shape or form:

I hope a homeless person spits in your mouth while you sleep.

@capriccioso,

The word "banter" for some reason makes me want to cry and pull off my ears. Just typing it and saying it in my head sends shivers down my spine. I really dislike the word. I'm such an odd guy.

100%.

... i'm seeing that now.. please don't hurt me..

How dare you doubt me. *slaps you*. YOU LIKE THAT BITCH? HUH? YOU LIKE THAT!!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR QUESTIONING ME!!! *Throws last night's half-eaten curry at you which we couldn't finish due to finding cat hair in it*

Just a rumour right now, but apparently Kagawa just got stretchered off with Japan with an expected broken leg.

That is true. He does have an amazing arse: -