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Everything Ramires is good at comes to life when he plays central. It helps our pressing game so much more as he can run around without leaving the right hand side exposed like he would when deployed as a winger.

I can't explain how much I like Bertrand. Soooo delighted that it looks like he's going to make it with us. Faultless game so far.

Superb passing from Romeu so far and I'm impressed by Piazon's pressing.

"he is from wigan so he will be shit buy hulk instead plz roman :( ". LOL. that is all.

For anyone wanting to see how Azpi, Moses, Piazon etc. performed (oh, and Romeu!), the game is being shown on Chelsea TV at 12:00AM tonight. (in around 2 hours and 40 mins for those in different timezones.) Of course just go to FirstRow to get a free streaming link.

'MON ASTON VILLA!

The commentators are wanking over Juan. Making him sound like Messi! Bit disrespectful to Mata!

About time you blonde cunt.

We're diving a lot these days. Well, compared to usual anyway. I'm pretty sure that our only divers before were Drogba and occasionally Lampard. Now Moses, Ivanovic, Marin (infamous for diving with Bremen) etc. NOT COMPLAINING IF WE GET PENS THOUGH!!!! hehehehe

I loveeee Romeu! Good to hear Moses winning a penalty too, even if it was soft.

Torres takes a shot!!!!!...Wolves throw-in...

I get a bad feeling that Di Matteo will think this game is won, take a key player off, replace him with either Marin or Luiz, and we'll somehow concede. DAMN MY PESSIMISM!

oh god, Azpi hurt?

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY'VE DONE A TORRES!

Sounds like Azpi is playing like a right-back. How nice. We haven't had a proper right back in ageeees! I keep hearing "Azpi with a ball to Moses" etc. and "Azpi with the shot" etc. very very very nice.

Oh god. The radio saying "Wolves are getting cut apart" and "Chelsea are passing them to death."

WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT THE GAME IS NOT BEING BROADCASTED ON TV ANYWHERE TO OUR KNOWLEDGE. PLEASE MAY SOMEONE NOW POST A LINK TO A RADIO STREAM COVERING THE GAME? THANKS.

People say that his best moment was at the Nou Camp... er... he didn't even score the winning goal... or an equalizer... Please no "Well it was a safety net" sort of rubbish. His goal didn't change the outcome of the game. Ramires deserves the praise.

Just found out that eating the right sort/amount of Chilli's triggers/boosts THC located in the body which can cause hallucinations as well as release endorphins causing the person to feel very happy etc. Basically, a way to get a less intense but healthier version of being high. I now understand why people hallucinate etc. after eating certain chilli's. Cool.

... i really don't understand why people like or think we'll end up with Jovetic. I highly doubt the club want a support-striker (winger if needed; even attacking midfield) player with a history of terrible injuries and can rarely put away headers to lead our front-line. He's not exactly prolific, doesn't have a great work-rate, is inconsistent and blah blah blah. I want Drogba

Borini

I will honestly and truly treat his eventual departure as-if we signed Messi. Not an exaggeration at all.

If Romeu doesn't start this game we may as well remove his profile from the site.

Benzema had a crap start to his Real Madrid career and hasn't exactly lit up the stage when playing for France. He's quite a lazy player and is rumoured to have attitude problems. He's also quite static. It's no coincidence that he had the best season of his career the same season C.Ronaldo also had the same. If he came here, he'd have the same problems as Torres really. Of course he'd probably finish more of the few chances he'd get in front of goal, but we simply must fix other areas of the team too. If we sort out the other parts of the team, then I'm sure I could welcome him with open arms though.

No idea if this was his decision or if he was advised to do this, but I'm glad he's retire from internationals. The fans (of other clubs) don't deserve him in their national team.