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About time Dante got a game.

Oi no shoosh, fuck off Gerrard you dickhead.

All that money yet he chooses to stick with those teeth. Amazing.

Ronaldinho makes my heart warm

I wish I looked more exotic so I could suit a hairstyle as daring as Neymar's.

I've never been this excited for a friendly match before. Ever.

Me and my friend are taking shots of Bacardi for every time Neymar falls over tonight. Pray for us.

Hm. Either he or Fabregas are starting as a false 9 it seems.

I've got a French penis according to that little chart. This makes me happy. Now if only it could squirt wine instead of... (I'll stop there)

Regardless whether he goes down too easy or not or if you think he's a dick, like I'm sure Ronaldinho did for many people years ago, Neymar made me fall back in love with football when I first watched him (around 2009 I believe?). So for that, I'll always love him. I just hope he doesn't end up at a direct rival or Barcelona (although I do believe Barcelona is probably the best place for him.)

Ronaldinho hat-trick or I riot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a crap penalty. Honestly, he can't score, he can't tackle - he can just pass. How on earth can he ever make it as a starter at this club? I never see it happening.

GIVE HIM A 10 YEAR CONTACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Icardi will join Napoli in June despite their first bid being rejected with Cavani heading to Manchester City (despite PSG interest) according to reports in Italy.

And what do you expect us to do with Courtois? He isn't going to just go on loan for 5 seasons. So then if that's out of the question, and we sell him, who do we replace Cech with? I also didn't say anything of the sort like replace him just because of this injury. It's well documented that he has numerous problems with his body meaning it'll be almost a miracle to see him as a starting XI player at a top club in 2/3 seasons time.

That "he has 4 seasons left as a top keeper" has been nonsense for over a year now and these injuries are proving it. He's not got a very good body as we know, and once again, we shouldn't just keep playing him as undisputed #1 season after season now just because he's Cech. He should accept a Cudicini role with Courtois being #1.

Planning a trip to Thailand. Isn't that the country where there's literally thousands of men posing to be women?... I'm genuinely so scared that I might end up with a man. They look so real...

Definitely shouldn't have been a penalty. The Milan crowd when he scored though... well, I'm happy for them. Haven't heard them like that in yonks. Best game I've ever seen from Balotelli.

There's something romantic almost about how young Milan's front-line is. I love it. Niang and Balotelli already have a great partnership.

That Balotelli goal just got the Milan fans chanting his name louder than I've heard them do so for any player in years. Wow.

Just seen the goal. Don't understand the jizz fest. Should have been saved or blocked with ease.

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If anyone here like me watched Mata at Valencia for a long time I'm sure they could agree that, despite turning 25 in just a few months, we've only seen half of what he can do. He is so special. He simply hasn't had the players to compliment him yet or the manager to use him correctly. He is not supposed to dictate play like managers keep making him try and do. He doesn't want to drop deep. He likes a deep lying playmaker to hit a pin-point pass to him so that then he can hit a magical flick over the defence and have our striker run onto it. He's a proper attacking midfielder; not playmaker. In that respect he actually reminds me of how Gourcuff was used incorrectly for a lot of his career at Milan & Lyon. Hopefully someone like Laurent Blanc comes in. He'll turn Mata into truly the best attacking midfielder currently playing (if we pretend Iniesta/Ozil don't exist lol), I'm sure of it. I'm aware that's a bold statement, but I'm very confident.

My die-hard Liverpool supporting friend the day we appointed Rafa - "He'll make the strangest subs during matches, if any, and pick up the 3 points vs. the big teams and drop points vs. the smaller teams. I promise you." I didn't think much of it. Looks like he knew his shit though.

How most of us feel. I lol'd.