Leif

Any decent manager would give Torres 30mins to a full first-half just to get him a bit sharper (unlikely for him) for our EL game while also giving him some rest at the same time by then bringing Ba on, but no, I doubt that will happen.

This Mata 'virus' sure came up quickly considering his game for Spain just days ago...

We're going to play in the Europa League next season aren't we lol

Good afternoon guys. Question:- Why the fuck are we playing a motherfucking defensive winger against motherfucking Wigan? I use the term 'winger' incredibly lightly. Looks like Torres will be getting no balls today! (Not that he's ever had any of course.)

Start Ba. Win 3-0. Unleash ( ) Torres against Sparta. Simple. Do it you FSW.

Oh I think we all knew that was coming.

Chalobah being a BOSS and settling the game down there. Lovely.

Chalobah is so bloody mature at this age. He seems to understand his role really well while also noticing that if there's an opportunity, it's ok to break his role for a moment to exploit the other team's gap.

GOLAZOOOOO

If Watford win tonight, they go into second place in the npower Championship!!!!! But so will Crystal Palace if they win. What an absolutely incredible job both Zola & Chalobah are doing there. I doubt many would have noted down Watford as promotion contenders before the season began!

Oh yeah. I can't quite decide in my own head whether the amount he speaks about Chelsea to the media is ballsy & perhaps disrespectful or if it's actually purely confidence in his own ability. If it's the latter, I think from his personality alone he's showing that he will be a captain at a top club one day. P.S. - Unrelated, but I'm wanting to start following football in Belgium again. I watched around 10 games a season for 2 years straight a few years ago, but nothing since then. WHICH TEAM SHOULD I FOLLOW!?

Before he joined us I heard loads of Ligue 1 followers praising his crossing... really, I'm yet to see more than 2/3 decent crosses from him I think. Hopefully he works on them. Can see him becoming Spain's #1 right back quite soon assuming Montoya doesn't get a proper breakthrough at club level.

Maybe the scout not saying much to De Bruyne isn't actually a bad thing. He hasn't exactly been the best midfielder in the Bundesliga at Werder (especially in this new year) so doesn't deserve special praise and having his bum kissed, but at the same time he hasn't been bad at all (he's been good & solid I'm sure we could all agree), thus there's not actually really any comments for a scout to make other than 'keep going' as the loan is going as planned. Also, since the scout likely has little to no say in whether we even bring De Bruyne back at any point, he probably couldn't say anything with conviction to Kevin.

Just watching this, and I think it might actually be the best Target Man performance I've ever seen.

Crazy

I want to chill with this dude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYxCrugJj_o

Even if we do let him go I'll definitely follow him wherever he goes. I'm now a firm believer he can be one of the best midfielders in the world.

Oh yeah, it's been confirmed that Cavani is Manchester City's #1 target this Summer by their scout or something like that apparently.

HUMILIATION

Apparently Mancini has quit...

Finally finished watching the last series of Prison Break (I know I'm late). I understand why they did the ending that they did, but really I think it was quite awful. Meh. Ruined much of the whole thing for me now. Depressed mode = on.

Random thoughts: 1: I wish I had an Australian accent. 2: Only 10lbs more to lose before I reach my weight goal yay. 3: Why am I not a Dragonball Z character? I want to be a Dragonball Z character pls. 4: My belly is so itchy tonight. Stahp :'( 5: Cleaning my ear out right now with a cotton-bud. If I was a cat, I'd be purring right now. That is all. . . for now.

I DONT KNOW WHICH BELGIAN TO BELIEVE

WORLD CUP FAVOURITES!!!!!!!! WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!