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Shit cock

SEE WHAT I SAID ABOUT BENAYOUN!? HE CREATES CHANCES. SIMPLE. DESERVES MORE GAMES.

Tonight has been the absolute best night in Varane's life I assume.

I bet Terry has a huge cock. Just always thought that. Probably grows with age and slows him down. Carrying that load is probably the reason for his injuries too.

On Fifa 13 Benayoun is the only player in our squad with the "Swerve Pass" trait. Even David Silva in the Man City squad doesn't have that to my knowledge!! Benayoun >>> Mata >>> Silva

Benayoun looks like the sidekick with the coconut haircut in Employee Of The Month.

MY BOY BENAYOUN

Oh dat Torres skillz 2 pay da billz

This is not going in.

This is going in.

Mmm dat Mata vision

SUPER RAFA! WE WANT YOU TO STAY!!!

GOAT

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once again making no fucking subs while the opposition do. it sickens me.

Mata is slowly but surely turning into what 'Chelsea' was and should be - which is finding a way to win and never giving up, regardless of form. We need our other players to follow suit and quickly.

I don't see why Torres can't do an Anelka and play out wide. It's not just an excuse to make up for his shit finishing, but his passing can be underrated at times and he'd be much better in a role where he's not constantly playing with his back to goal.

Apparently over in Spain Real Madrid's Varane is putting on the performance of a life-time. Good to hear. I really like the guy.

Put Torres into a Rooney-role. Assisting the strikers, not being the focal point of the team. It suits him more.

Just another reason why I'm so sure the guy in my picture and sig will be in our top 10 players of all time once he retires. Always pulling us out of shit. Love him. So much.

There should be a horror movie made which is just a compilation of all Torres's failed shots and runs.

TORRES WHY CAN YOU NOT JUST BE A COMEDIAN INSTEAD

Starting to believe, unfortunately as I've always loved Bertrand (at lower levels), that Van Aanholt has a much bigger chance at making it here now. Or, he would anyway if Bertrand didn't fill up a HG spot (I think).

I swear to god we will win if Benayoun comes on and plays through the middle with Mata out left and Oscar on the right. Absolutely swear.

So stupid to start Bertrand. Who will we bring on for Ashley Cole when we're losing in the 88th minute now!?!?