Leif

fucking cunts

fuck NU. disgusting team they really are. hate them more than Tottenham/Arsenal etc. always have. just despise them.

jesus christ. so now karate is allowed ok

N.U. have disgusting fans

SHUT UP GUYS. BERTRAND IS THE NEXT BECKHAM. U R JUST JEALOUS OF HIZ SKILLS. Y WULD CL WINNING MANAGER DI MATTEO PICK HIM AND BENITEZ AKA TACTICAL GENIUS OF OUR TIME PICK HIM TOO? U R HATERS

I want to slap Benitez's face with my dick so hard right now

Bertrand is like Figo today. GOAT.

Ramires is the next Maradona but with more pace

Tears are streaming from my eyes just from watching this. Might use the tears as lube and have a wank over our teams under Mourinho.

ROMAN. IF YOU WANT US TO MOTHERFUCKING DOMINATE POSSESSION LIKE THE OPPOSITION ARE DOING WHY NOT BUY A MOTHERFUCKING PLAYMAKER LIKE THEY HAVE FOR FUCK SAKE

If we don't win I switch from Football to Tennis forever. That's the sport with Tiger Murray or Andy Woods isn't it?

As usual, the other teams having shots while we have none. Can't blame Torres this time. Motherfucking board not buying any motherfucking midfielders the motherfuckering cunt-nuggets.

LETS GO CENA, CENA SUCKS. LETS GO CENA, CENA SUCKS. (if you know what this is i love you. but we'll replace "cena" with "demba" in our heads yay.)

Wot the fuck are you doing Bertrand wot

Plz go get the ball Ramires. Keep getting it. I want us to dominate possession today plz

What the hell is going on man

i'm just trying to make you feel special

i bet yours is nicer

WE COULD HAVE PUT MATA THERE WHERE HE HAD SOME REALLY GOOD GAMES AND PUT OSCAR THROUGH THE MIDDLE OR STARTED BENAYOUN SOMEWHERE YOU PLUM, SO DONT YOU DARE SAY WE DONT HAVE MUCH CHOICE. but good morning/afternoon. i just woke up. still got those eye-bogeys in the corners of my eyes. just did an orgasmic stretch. yay.

Oscar on the right a-fucking-gain. Want to cry.

It feels like he's barely been gone IMO despite the stupid draw vs. Reading.

I'm surprised Jason Cundy is still employed by us. Tweets complete rubbish most of the time.

Who is this boring guy on Sky Sports jesus christ shut up

Tottenham fans are dicks