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Why is Jenas a footballer. He should be like... a... well, not a footballer.

Isn't Odemqingie basically doing the equivalent of one of us going to the Barcelona stadium and just waiting around until they get annoyed and sign us up?

I don't like Natalie's eyes. they're too far apart. she looks like a fly.

I personally get bored of Jim White after around 5-10 minutes. Can only take so much of false enthusiasm.

I'd like Moutinho. He has bags of stamina and usually performs a more box-to-box role these days, but having him sitting beside Mikel could be decent. Not the best tackler, but he won't stop running.

This is the most epic thing in the history of life. If you haven't watched Breaking Bad, please do. It may just be the best thing you'll ever watch:

He's more important to us than Messi is to Barcelona, RVP is to United, probably more important to us than Silva is to Man City, even Pirlo to Juventus. It's really quite sad. No player is bigger than the club, but he really deserves to be playing with better players. By 'better' I mean players who show half the grit he's been showing for a while now. It'll be tragic if he never wins a PL title with us. Edit: Just remembered he's a Champions League winner which RVP, Silva, Aguero etc. aren't This makes me happy.

Kinda crap if Arsenal are signing Monreal. Will probably be tied with Baines as best left back in the league after a season.

Stekelenburg about to have his Fulham medical.

Oh my. Sky reporting that Anzhi are close to signing Willian for - £34m!

Beckham's crosses landing at Ibrahimovic -

Cannot wait to see Beckham at PSG and Ligue 1 in general. Ughhhh. I've wanted this day to come for so long.

Jack Butland has signed for Stoke City. He's been loaned right back to B. City. Begovic to United/Arsenal in the Summer maybe?

Balotelli definitely suits that AC Milan kit (and the sun). I'll be curious to see how he plays for the team he grew up supporting.

This has been the most boring transfer window I can remember I think. If we don't sign one of Barcelona/Real Madrid's first team players I shall feel deflated. Oh or someone from Arsenal. It's a nice feeling taking someone they love.

He hasn't made our defence better, but he's somehow made our attack worse. What lol. Why are you here lol. Why can't you get hit by a bus and just survive but retire from football lol. Why do you hate us lol. Can't you just destroy us on Football Manager instead plz lol.

Deep breaths guys. I'm angry we didn't win too. But let's make Gold out of Shit. Point is - This increases the chances of Rafa being sacked. Tottenham, Arsenal and Liverpool all dropped points too, so while we're no further away from them, they're also not any closer to us. None of us expect to win the league this season, and although it was starting to look sort of feasible, it was always going to be unlikely. Rafa out please. The whole "he's trying to ruin our club" started as a silly myth just because he's a Liverpool man - but now it looks to actually be true.

RDM loses to the best Juventus side in years after dominating teams earlier in the season (such as Reading, eh.) FSW drops points to, well, almost every side you can think of. RDM is an ex blue. Actually no, he's a blue full-stop. FSW is red through-and-through. RDM played the attacking football Roman wanted. FSW is making our attacking players too defensive and leaving our best attacker on the bench. Baffling. RDM showed joy when we scored, smiled when we won, frustration when we lost. FSW is an emotionless pig regardless. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to see him jump for joy when we face Liverpool if they score against us. RDM won us the greatest trophy you can win as a sportsman (in my opinion anyway) and set the pace for the league the following season. FSW lost us the CWC, looks to have lost us the Capital One cup, keeps dropping points in the league and turned us into a joke - we can no longer sing "Champions Of Europe, We Know What We Are." Sad.

Football is a shit sport. I'm watching tennis from now on.

Bertrand you motherfucker, when did you turn shit. I loved you man

Lol. Demba Ba. Again when the clock has 80-something on it. fuck sake.

Our away support still loud and proud. Good.

SCORE YOU BITCHES. SOMEONE USE THE HAND OF GOD

Ivan should have tried harder.

Shut up you bias commentator, jeez