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OMG XISCO HAS BEEN RELEASED LETS SIGN THE BITCH

Isn't it possible to announce a deal within the next half hour? Is there hope?

Is this board actually made of shit

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I couldn't get onto the server. My face lit up with joy. I got on. And no new signing. I want to cry.

Odemwingie must be embarrassed right now.

Genuinely got a headache now due to such a boring window. Same interviews and clips being shown over and over again on Sky, but can't look away on the off chance our board do something decent.

WHY CANT WE JUST SIGN KOBE BRYANT FOR OUR MIDFIELD

I JUST WANT US TO SIGN A BIG TALL STRONG MOTHERFUCKER. IS THAT HONESTLY TOO MUCH TO ASK. EVEN SIGN A BOXER OR A BASKETBALL PLAYER OR SOMETHING. HONESTLY PLEASE. WE HAVE SO MANY SHORT GUYS IN OUR TEAM. IT JUST WONT WORK.

How about - Everton sell us AfroMan for £20m and then use some of that money to sign Diame yay

Ooo half my family is Filipino. This is good. Welcome.

What is Neil Warnock doing...

JUST SIGN SOMEONE OR SOMETHING EVEN. SIGN A PEBBLE TO PLAY UP FRONT INSTEAD OF TORRES PLEASE. OR OR OR A STREETLIGHT TO PLAY IN A DEEP ROLE TO ADD SOME STEEL TO OUR SIDE!

SHUT UP. DON'T CRUSH MY HOPE.

SOMEONE HAS TRIGGERED DIAME'S CLAUSE. PLEASE BE US.

Maybe we'll recall Todd Kane from his loan at 11:59. Oh what a rush of excitement that would bring!!!

I want us to sign someone. Anyone. Bendtner. Arshavin. Henderson. Downing. Anyone.

Why is this Sky Sports reporter saying Stoke City signed Butland from 'under the noses of Chelsea' though. Pretty sure he straight up rejected to talk to us. That's not 'under our noses'. Anything to make us sound bad eh.

What is this chubby boy doing.

Why is Jenas a footballer. He should be like... a... well, not a footballer.

Isn't Odemqingie basically doing the equivalent of one of us going to the Barcelona stadium and just waiting around until they get annoyed and sign us up?

I don't like Natalie's eyes. they're too far apart. she looks like a fly.

I personally get bored of Jim White after around 5-10 minutes. Can only take so much of false enthusiasm.

I'd like Moutinho. He has bags of stamina and usually performs a more box-to-box role these days, but having him sitting beside Mikel could be decent. Not the best tackler, but he won't stop running.