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It's like we have little midgets playing against an NBA team. Whoever decided we needed 3 attacking midfielders all 5'7 (I believe) or under needs a kick in the face.

Mata clearly cut fucking off. Why not a fucking free kick?

fucking hell. Nasri's face is worse than Hitler

Oscar is getting on my tits

Oscar is supposed to be play central ffs. Play him central and he'll do to Toure what he did to Pirlo.

Ramires - Balance of a cat, brain of a donkey, speed of a cheetah, stamina of a bull, physical prowess of a worm.

ffs, Zabaleta gets away with everything. Fuck Argentina.

I wish Hazard would take some long shots. He's more than capable.

We get the ball back... Mikel slows the whole fucking thing down.

Might go on Pornhub instead. At least they don't accept rape unlike ITV.

I'd rather play with a tree-trunk than Mikel. At least a tree-trunk will stay in position.

Mikel..

We look like bees playing without their stingers.

Their team keeps their shape and moves as a unit, up and down the field. Ours has the defence, midfield and attack working all separately and it's not good.

No Bertrand, no. You're not Messi. Stop that.

It annoys me that Benitez is playing all Oscar, Hazard and Mikel out of position.

Good idea from Mata.

Oscar why.

I want their back up keeper. He's great.

Something very odd going on with our full backs. Both look asleep.

Bertrand should have tracked Aguero there...

In the ITV video package it showed the likes of Osgood, Chopper (I think) and even Webb was in it I think. But City? Not a single player from before they were bought. City have no history

No one commenting on one of the biggest derbies in the country? Pricks. I loathe Newcastle United. Despise the majority of their ignorant & abusive (from my experience) fans. Always hope for a loss when it comes to then unless it majorly affects our standing. So, of course, c'mon Sunderland!

Sup Bitches. Regarding injuries; Maicon = Out. Silva = A Doubt. Richards = A Doubt. Rodwell = A Doubt. As for our own players: Romeu + Cahill = Out. Ba, Cole & Bertrand = All Doubts.

I'll try & improve.