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Terry and Mikel (YES FUCKING MIKEL) all over the place.

See? Sorry but Terry is supposed to be in the centre, not so out wide like he was when we just conceded right there.

We keep conceding due to Terry errors these days and it makes me sad. Bias needs to be put aside - these are indeed the games he should be playing; ones with not much pressure. Either these or ones with incredible pressure (or both). For 'typical' games it must be Luiz - Ivanovic out of our current options IMO.

Said it 22 times and I'll say it again - Benayoun is a fine player.

If Benitez can make Lampard play like Gerrard of a few years ago in a more advanced position until the end of the season i'll be very happy.

Mourinho chants

That's an absolutely beautiful goal

Yeah, no, she's a bitch from what I've seen and heard. Quite glad she'll be missing games. She's not worthy to go to games. heh.

I'd rather him than Modric. He's very disciplined and understands his role well which, often at times, is more of a box-to-box role than an orthodox defensive midfield role. Him partnered with someone who can pass well would be quite jizz-worthy. The chances of Modric are far smaller IMO considering Alonso isn't renewing his contract and Madrid have no need to sell him. Do it.

Let them have Falcao. Let's sign Rooney. DO IT!!!!!!!!!!! We need more cunts at the club to compliment Terry and Cole

Lol United would never sign Falcao. Doesn't suit them at all. Or who knows, maybe they would.. but he'll end up how Forlan was there most likely.

What the actual fucking titty-fuck. Just read he's only 24. What. I thought he was like 28. What. SIGN HIM NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girls who get abused seem to often be into kinky shit like choking and slapping in the bedroom. So lucky you Go Chris Brown on that ass if you get the chance!!!

I'd love to lie and make myself sound like a confident man who controlled the date and ended up getting her in bed, but the original plan of a 5 or-so hour date including dinner (her idea), hot tub (my idea) and then "laying in bed like stiff logs" (also my idea) turned into a 30 minute awkward dinner where no words were said for the first 15 minutes. Then she accidentally farted (yes I'm serious) but wouldn't admit it, so it all got more relaxed (almost as-if the fart was happy-gas), which lead to a decent further 15 minutes of normal chat. She then got a call from her mum saying she needed to come home for a reason I'm still completely unaware of. (The cynic in me makes me believe they arranged they'd end the date early...) I assumed it had all been a colossal fuck up, but she actually messaged me yesterday saying "I miss you :(" blah blah blah since I'd blanked her for a few days out of embarrassment of the shit date, and now we've decided to go for a much less formal 'hang out session' in the near future. Edit: I also learned on the date that she snorts when she eats and somehow finds it funny. Fun. I got steak so I'd seem tough and meaty and she got boring spaghetti.

Edited previous post so I don't get bullied.

I'm using the title out of irony more than anything for the exact reasons you just stated; which somehow usually end up with me getting 'flamed'. heh.

Dear TalkChelsea users, if any of you fall into this category, please reveal yourselves from the shadows to end my baffled state.

So if he were to go on loan to Stoke, would you be... Swansead?

yes yes yes Swansea please. they play the closest sort of football to what Roman wants us to play I believe, so Lukaku would benefit from trying out their system.

I wanted Malaga to go through

Rap music disagrees. AKA originality. They're not random. They're carefully picked and as explained before, the bold option exists for a reason - Emphasis. Making money and/or improving health (only achievements I've posted about I believe) are far from useless. HEH.

Galatasaray fans are surely the world's most vocal, yes?

DROGBAAAAAAAAAA

Lee Dixon really doesn't know his shit when it comes to Chelsea or ex-Chelsea players, does he? (Drogba). Oh how I hope he'll be off my TV soon.

I keep playing with the idea of him being captain in my mind, but I rarely see him shouting at his own players. I see him communicate more than most of our other players, but he never yells when we concede like Terry would do etc. I think if he adds a bit more passion to his games (if that's indeed what he's lacking) he should really be considered to be our next captain should the opportunity arise.