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We get the ball back... Mikel slows the whole fucking thing down.

Might go on Pornhub instead. At least they don't accept rape unlike ITV.

I'd rather play with a tree-trunk than Mikel. At least a tree-trunk will stay in position.

Mikel..

We look like bees playing without their stingers.

Their team keeps their shape and moves as a unit, up and down the field. Ours has the defence, midfield and attack working all separately and it's not good.

No Bertrand, no. You're not Messi. Stop that.

It annoys me that Benitez is playing all Oscar, Hazard and Mikel out of position.

Good idea from Mata.

Oscar why.

I want their back up keeper. He's great.

Something very odd going on with our full backs. Both look asleep.

Bertrand should have tracked Aguero there...

In the ITV video package it showed the likes of Osgood, Chopper (I think) and even Webb was in it I think. But City? Not a single player from before they were bought. City have no history

No one commenting on one of the biggest derbies in the country? Pricks. I loathe Newcastle United. Despise the majority of their ignorant & abusive (from my experience) fans. Always hope for a loss when it comes to then unless it majorly affects our standing. So, of course, c'mon Sunderland!

Sup Bitches. Regarding injuries; Maicon = Out. Silva = A Doubt. Richards = A Doubt. Rodwell = A Doubt. As for our own players: Romeu + Cahill = Out. Ba, Cole & Bertrand = All Doubts.

I'll try & improve.

You sound like you're about to cry. No wonder I have 4 personal messages telling me to ignore you, ha. "Banter"? No jokes were made, so I'm not sure how you've mustered that up. You must be a chronic liar as was shown with your disgusting begs for attention through lying about your own life, making others go out of their way to try and sort something which never even existed. You're even writing indirects about me in other threads. Your profile says you're 18 but you're more like 8. Most disgusting and pathetic person I've ever had the displeasure of conversing with. Go get mummy to kiss your mental boo-boos better.

I know people in person who don't rate McEachran and actually want to get rid of him (I also know Chelsea fans who want to keep Torres - are they right too just because they're 'in person'?), but what's even the point, like an idiot you'll go make another sarcastic comment then probably go lie that you're going to be homeless, bringing down the forum at the same time.

On the bench... again.

An assist and 92% pass accuracy so far. 4 completed dribbles. 1 tackle.

If we play 4-3-3 we win. If we play 4-2-3-1 we lose. It's just such a strong feeling I have, backed up by a dream I've had.

Oh I remember this guy. Ivanovic replacement?

Stop bolding words just so you can get likes But no seriously, I love you for having the balls to add Ivanovic to the list.

Loan him to Vitesse so he can prove his worth