Azpinator

Seriously, it's like in almost every single EL match thread we have someone mentioning that Ba is cup-tied. Luiz's goal outdone Hazard's performance imo... Because that's the Hazard we know and love already.

Gosh this is too good to be true! Gotta say this and last year's semi-finals were mega-entertaining.

Out of those 4, the only one I would be excited about is Moutinho... And I would rather have Alex back instead of Pepe (eww).

Very solid performance against Dortmund tonight, looked like the real Essien.

I just can't get over how funny the thread title is.

Don't you just love this?

Clattenberg and Foy are contenders!

I don't know who's more disgraceful, Torres or Ovrebo.

I mean he should join us, partially because he looks like he's Hazard's older brother. No really, after watching him tonight, it was depressing to compare him to our own #9.

Welcome, George! :blue scalf:

Where was Mr 4 Ballon d'Ors? I swear I can never feel any sort of sympathy for this club. They've had their run, they should stick to fucking themselves. I'm so happy for Arjen, great performance all over the place. I hope he finally wins the CL. And this is the 12414th post to mention that Alba is a cunt.

This thread reminds me of the Steaua Bucharest ones, energy-wise.

Exactly, say you wanna try out Torres, it's ok, but when it's crystal clear that he's dead wood on the pitch then PLAY BA AFTER HALF TIME since he can't play on Thursday! I was kind of unsure about this moron but now I'm 100% against him.

Just wanna say that IF Jose only cares about CL then I don't want him here.

I don't understand, the other team always look more dangerous when they play on his side. He's not that good yet.

Yeah and most of you guys were so pessimistic about it.. KTBFFH! Moses drove me insane, he needs to focus! Petric should be considered as a MOTM option as well.

Oh Please, I can tell you that we have fucking terrorists here from different countries and they perform full-on terror attacks.

Messi is a cocky bitch.

Oh well, linesman messed up our game so we'll just say "nah, it's fine, the team sucks either way"? Each decision counts in a big semi-final. The decisions affected us only during the game... many clear fouls were ignored by Foy so I don't think he's blameless at all.

Don't you just feel awkward when Ferguson is not talking nonsense?

Here's what he REALLY said after the match: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/apr/14/sergio-aguero-apology-david-luiz You know, many of us (including me) have given him a hard time this season, but he improved a lot. And frankly I respect him a whole lot more now after reading that, he's a great player with a great personality.

Is it the 70th game of the season? I'm just too tired of the whole thing. In a perfect world we would be playing a different formation, but Benitez is the master of 4-2-3-1 so we are in good shape.

Emenalo, that bitch is not worthy of any position at the club.

Just go back to 4-3-3 next season, I'm sick and tired of this fucking formation.. 4-2-3-1 is hopeless against a team of wall-like players (Juventus deja-vu). Our goal was from a long ball from the defence, what were the midfielders supposed to do? Enough criticizing Azpi, he's the only player besides Cech that played like 5 or 6 matches in a row. EDIT: I want to add that I'm absolutely disgusted by the cunts Foy and Aguero.

Probably the player I want the most at Chelsea, besides Hulk.