Azpinator

Guys we have to stop considering Fernando Torres a striker, that thing is not a striker.

Remember this?

Some people say that non-important players rarely get injured.

Getting paid that much for being stupid isn't that bad if you think about it.

Shocking.

One very positive is that we managed to perform quite alright without starting Mata. I'm sooooo glad we captured Azpi and not Van der Wiel or even Debuchy. Lamps is making me emotional every time he scores, damn it!!

Saying that I don't care about a Chelsea match would make me a terrible supporter. Even if it's painful to watch!

Nope, he will be history after the West Brom game.

Ref fucked up, Newcastle players were too aggressive, but still: RB's decisions cost us the game once again. Why start with Bertrand for 2 games in a row and not Azpi? Bertrand is the most unreliable player after Torres. Ivanovic seems to struggle at RB, let Azpi play there!! And why did we even buy Marin? I have never disliked a Chelsea manager this much, Scolari is a genius compared to this twat. Now I'm 100% sure that it was him that fucked Inter up.

Guus or Jose, GUUS OR JOSE!!!

We are pathetic without Mata and Hazard.

Whatever happens Eden will come back and show everyone his best I believe.

Exactly what I thought, maybe he's just doing if for the sake of being a natural-born prick.

I stopped witnessing anything decent about that creature a long time ago.

Admins/Mods could you guys please make this whole discussion in a thread called "The Ballboy Incident Thread"? I think that would be better.

I bet he's happy right now that people are having post-match discussions about a Chelsea player who's actually not him.

That or being Alex Ferguson.

Maybe no other club would want to take him away from us now, think about it.

Actually after the red card was shown, JT was screaming at the 4th official I think.

Eden Hazard, I LOVE YOU.

It would be great to have him here, he's very promising.

No, I have never heard of Istanbul 2005 because I'm that ignorant in football. Let's not forget how Shevchenko wasted an opportunity to make it 4-3 before the shootout. And still, that doesn't justify RB's bad timing when it comes to subs. We got lucky today and Liverpool got lucky back then.

That's why I find it so hard to like RB. I mean you know Wenger will say something in the dressing-rooms at HT, you saw the outcome early in the 2nd half >> Make changes yourself immediately. Oscar was really struggling then and he needed to be subbed 10 mins or so before he actually was.. Not to mention the ladyboy (or in today's case, Britney Spears) thing that we all know. Exactly what I was about to say.

But you see, if a different formation occurred, after the final whistle we'll either go like "Oh, it was brilliant!" or "Dammit, Rafa! it wasn't the time to try out new things".

We keep talking about this for months while Roman makes his decision in a matter of hours I suppose.