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MARKO MARIN?!! I LOVED HIM ON FM disclaimer: I am drunk, my apologies for the caps lock.

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Thats a bit shit. It was brilliant when it was just PIGS, then Italy and the UK had to mess it all up

Still at least 10-12 years away HBD, Juan!

Radical leftist, so this didn't really surprise me: So I see there are a lot of leftists. We should organise a worldwide Trotskyist revolution

Thanks for the praise and the advice

Celtic have a star over their crest and it looks brilliant. But we shouldn't do it, Liverpool have won it 5 times and they've not acknowledged it at all on their shirt/crest.

Drogba can absolutely roger them in that case, if he can do it to technically class defenders in Barcelona and physically class defenders in Tottenham.

Tag und willkommen Ich kann sprechen Deutsch, aber nicht sehr gut, ja? Drei jahre nach ich gelerne Deutsch in der Realschule.

I'd say: GK- dead even. Neuer would normally be slightly better than Cech but Petr has been just incredible in recent weeks. Defence: Chelsea, by miles. Midfield: Bayern Attack: Even, as their defensive suspensions cancel out their attacker's individual abilities. So it's still more or less evenly matched, one thing in our favour is the internal trouble between Robben and Ribery, and the inescapable fact that Gomez goes missing on the big occasion more often than not.

Huge, a lot of Irish lads get great fame and adoration here, like Tadhg (spelling?) Kennelly.

On the topic of P.E. teachers, here's a hilariously funny albeit bit of a twat P.E. teacher who I had in Years 7, 9 and 10: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Carter

Don't be a playa hater

Zolayes doesn't seem to have the same problem

You guys, what do you think of my first assignment for uni? Submitted it a few days ago, yet to receive a mark for it. I'm hoping for something between Distinction to High Distinction (75-85%):

Why not call them Twattenham? I used to have a lot of respect for Spurs, probably before I got exposed to English Spurs fans. Aussie Tottenham fans are usually pretty decent.

We're only 2 or 3 weeks away from hitting winter. Which is a lot of fun during the day but is awful at night, I don't like single digit temperatures as early as 7 pm. Brilliant weather to drink, though

Hahahaha that could be made into a meme I've never gotten a full blown, head pounding hangover before. Worst I've gotten is muscle pain all over my body.

Carlo was an enabler, yes, but I don't think he was someone who flipped on a position. Of course there was nothing comparable to the Tevez situation at Chelsea during his time here.

Ran out of likes to give out, as usual

Tell that to those who lived through WWI and II.

Thank fuck he's not at Chelsea... wouldn't last a week with our lot.

What about Anelkalouda?

I doubt it, perhaps someone who watches Santos play often can clarify.